Congrats :(
You finished the game.
100 ✓ May 16th, 2025
9.2% · Rare
Master of Confusion
You unlocked all nodes in the mind map.
100 ✓ May 16th, 2025
8.7% · Rare
Félicette
You launched Crouton.
60 ✓ May 15th, 2025
14.5% · Common
Family Reunion
You recruited Blake and your dead mom.
50 ✓ May 16th, 2025
6.7% · Rare
Bye Bye Brucey
You convinced Bruce to leave his post at the Ark.
50 ✓ May 16th, 2025
7.0% · Rare
Act 2
You finished Act 2.
50 ✓ May 15th, 2025
10.0% · Rare
Black Ink of the Mind
You unlocked 50% of nodes in the mind map.
50 ✓ May 15th, 2025
21.6% · Common
Act 1
You finished Act 1.
25 ✓ May 15th, 2025
17.1% · Common
Dim Illumination
You unlocked 25% of nodes in the mind map.
25 ✓ May 15th, 2025
39.9% · Common
JOY
You equipped the JOY bolo tie.
20 ✓ May 15th, 2025
7.6% · Rare
Primal Stare
You won the staring contest with Monkey.
20 ✓ July 13th, 2023
49.7% · Common
LeBluggalo
LeBlanc is all clowned up.
20 ✓ May 15th, 2025
3.3% · Rare
Carnival Pig
You gave the pigman Mardi Gras beads.
20 ✓ May 16th, 2025
3.5% · Rare
Garrett Drip
You put on an itchy, foul-smelling shirt that you found in an abandoned mall. Nice.
20 ✓ May 15th, 2025
7.6% · Rare
Meter
You got the meter from the researchers at the fishing camp.
20 ✓ May 16th, 2025
9.3% · Rare
Haunt Your Lonely Days
You read Laura St. Claire's letter.
20 ✓ May 15th, 2025
6.3% · Rare
Showgoer's Tale
You listened to the entirety of Showgoer's Tale.
20 ✓ May 15th, 2025
8.8% · Rare
Bayou Boss
You steered the boat without taking damage once.
20 ✓ May 15th, 2025
2.2% · Rare
Gatorcase
You found the alligator phone case.
20 ✓ May 15th, 2025
11.4% · Common
Will you make it out alive?
You unlocked the "Will You Make It Out Alive?" reading.
20 ✓ May 16th, 2025
6.8% · Rare
HO HO HO
You got downers from Santa Claus.
20 ✓ May 15th, 2025
2.5% · Rare
Network Trouble
You returned the meter to researchers with moderate reading.
20 ✓ May 16th, 2025
3.0% · Rare
Terminal Network Meltdown
You returned the meter to researchers with extreme reading.
20 ✓ May 16th, 2025
3.6% · Rare
Forget It
You deleted all of Catherine's memories.
20 ✓ May 15th, 2025
2.3% · Rare
Cats and Dogs
You launched Crouton with Pots.
20 ✓ May 15th, 2025
2.4% · Rare
Orphan's Knock
You failed to knock on the door at the fishing camp 5 or more times.
20 ✓ May 16th, 2025
2.6% · Rare
Metairie Angels
You spoke to Gus with the Metairie Angels phonecase equipped.
20 ✓ May 15th, 2025
2.6% · Rare
Fake ring
You found Catherine's ring.
20 ✓ May 15th, 2025
9.6% · Rare
Wet Monkey
You found wet Monkey.
20 ✓ May 16th, 2025
8.7% · Rare
Mister Monkey Man
You gave wet Monkey to Bruce.
20 ✓ May 16th, 2025
2.8% · Rare
Full of Grace
You recited the Hail Mary correctly.
20 ✓ May 15th, 2025
3.4% · Rare
Class Traitor
You knocked out Troy.
20 ✓ May 15th, 2025
17.7% · Common
Pawpaw's Sprinkle
Pawpaw relieved himself.
10 ✓ May 15th, 2025
7.9% · Rare
Like Pawpaw! Like Pawpaw!
You gave False Pawpaw John's head.
10 ✓ May 16th, 2025
9.3% · Rare
Ditch Man Dead
You showed John's head to the patriot.
10 ✓ May 16th, 2025
2.6% · Rare