I Took Performance Enhancers
Maxed out all of Captain Smiley's abilities.
25 ✓ March 18th, 2014
Job Well Done, Faithful Reader
Completed the game.
25 ✓ March 19th, 2014
Collection of a True Fan
Purchased every bonus from Dr. Winklemeyer.
25 ✓ March 17th, 2014
Eugene's Protégé
Finished each level with mistake-free reaction sequences
20 ✓ March 19th, 2014
He Ain't Even Married
Survived Benny's onslaught during The Improbable Paper Pals #79 without taking a hit.
20 ✓ March 19th, 2014
Two Stood Against Many
Completed all three issues of Nanoc the Obliviator.
15 ✓ March 12th, 2014
Hero of the Silver Age
Completed all three issues of The Improbable Paper Pals.
15 ✓ March 16th, 2014
Brad's Savior and Best Friend
Completed all three issues of Cutie Cutie Kid Cupids.
15 ✓ March 19th, 2014
Violence Solves Everything
Fired 125,000 total shots (and counting...)
10 ✓ March 19th, 2014
Shut Star Up
Racked up 15 punches on Star while arguing.
10 ✓ April 22nd, 2013
Neural Net Processors
Destroyed 25 of Brad's BradBots.
10 ✓ April 20th, 2013
Pressed X a lot
Earned cash by talking to people in the base.
10 ✓ April 23rd, 2013