Learn Your ABCs
Find the Stenographer.
10 ✓ December 30th, 2025
58.2% · Common
Soundly Shocking!
Finish the game on Veteran or harder with an S rank.
50 1.4% · Rare
Simply Stupendous!
Finish the game on Unfriendly with an S rank.
50 1.1% · Rare
🔐 Sugar Rush
Hidden
50 1.3% · Rare
🔐 It Doesn't Work
Hidden
50 3.5% · Rare
🔐 Treasure Hunt
Hidden
50 4.9% · Rare
Commando
Finish the game on Unfriendly difficulty.
50 0.7% · Rare
Honor Roll
Finish the game with an S rank.
50 2.8% · Rare
Streamlined
Finish the game without opening the tool chest.
25 0.7% · Rare
Reckless
Finish the game without saving.
25 0.7% · Rare
Tapeless
Finish the game without using any duct tape.
25 0.7% · Rare
Simplicity
Finish the game with only the Stenographer.
25 0.6% · Rare
Survivor
Finish the game without healing.
25 0.7% · Rare
Mercy
Escape the Unfriendly Neighborhood without defeating the boss.
25 3.7% · Rare
Resurrection
Defeat the boss and escape the Unfriendly Neighborhood.
25 5.0% · Rare
War Hero
Finish the game on Veteran difficulty or harder.
25 0.8% · Rare
🔐 Looking in the Mirror
Hidden
25 10.8% · Common
🔐 A Purging Tide
Hidden
25 7.1% · Rare
🔐 A Star of Light
Hidden
25 7.3% · Rare
🔐 A Dog's Best Friend
Hidden
25 7.1% · Rare
🔐 Music for Four Hands
Hidden
25 7.6% · Rare
Worn Out
Find five cheat tapes.
25 8.7% · Rare
Neighborhorde Veteran
Unlocked all Neighborhorde stages.
25 0.9% · Rare
Neighborhorde Family
Unlocked all Neighborhorde characters.
25 0.8% · Rare
Final Mystery
Later is now.
25 1.2% · Rare
A Student
Finish the game with an A rank or higher.
25 3.2% · Rare
Somewhat Impressive!
Finish the game on Normal or harder with an S rank.
25 2.8% · Rare
Slightly Staggering!
Finish the game on Survival or harder with an S rank.
25 1.5% · Rare
🔐 Hospitality
Hidden
10 20.6% · Common
First Mission
Finish the game on Survival difficulty or harder.
10 1.5% · Rare
Cheater's Reward
Play with all cheats active.
10 0.6% · Rare
A Breath of Fresh Air
Make your way out of the offices.
10 10.3% · Common
The Trusty Wrench
Find the pipe wrench.
10 63.3% · Common
Loquacious
Find the Novelist.
10 19.7% · Common
A Powerful Point
Find some Punctuations.
10 13.3% · Common
Pure Rhetorical Power
Find the Conclusion.
10 4.6% · Rare
Morning
A new day dawns.
10 3.4% · Rare
One More Season
Gordon helped the show come back.
10 6.8% · Rare
Canceled Yet Again
Gordon rejected Ricky's offer.
10 2.1% · Rare
Unfinished Work
Gordon left work early.
10 3.3% · Rare
Passing Grade
Finish the game with a B rank or higher.
10 7.6% · Rare
🔐 Basic Training
Finish the game on Normal difficulty or harder.
5 7.4% · Rare
Scratched
Find a cheat tape.
5 42.7% · Common