Bigger Guns Nearby
Got the Assault Rifle.
14 ✓ August 14th, 2007
I'm Invincible!
Killed an invincible opponent.
10 ✓ August 15th, 2007
Make Someone Pay
Spank'd 20 opponents.
10 ✓ August 15th, 2007
Tastes Like Chicken
Toasted 20 opponents.
10 ✓ August 15th, 2007
Pfhor Score and Seven Years Ago
Won a Multiplayer game.
10 ✓ August 14th, 2007
SEVEN
Punched seven enemies to death.
7 ✓ August 14th, 2007
World Domination
You are a member of the 7th Column.
Pfhor the Win
Beat the game.
42 
VidMaster
Punched all switches, played on Total Carnage and never ever left a single Bob alive.
35 
11th Clan of the S'pht
Completed the Citadel.
27 
Hats off to 819
Read every single terminal in the game.
21 
Thing What Kicks
Killed a Juggernaut in Survival and lived to tell the tale.
20 
You Think You're Big Time
Won a multiplayer game in every map in the Total Carnage Netmap Pack.
20 
Bob-B-Q
Slaughtered 77 Bobs.
14 
King Pfhor a Day
Outscored every other player combined in King of the Hill or Kill the Man With the Ball.
10