Primal Stare
You won the staring contest with Monkey.
20 ✓ May 10th, 2024
49.7% · Common
Congrats :(
You finished the game.
100 9.2% · Rare
Master of Confusion
You unlocked all nodes in the mind map.
100 8.7% · Rare
🔐 Félicette
Blastoff.
60 14.5% · Common
🔐 Family Reunion
Together again.
50 6.7% · Rare
🔐 Bye Bye Brucey
Send Bruce home.
50 7.0% · Rare
Act 2
You finished Act 2.
50 10.0% · Rare
Black Ink of the Mind
You unlocked 50% of nodes in the mind map.
50 21.6% · Common
Act 1
You finished Act 1.
25 17.1% · Common
Dim Illumination
You unlocked 25% of nodes in the mind map.
25 39.9% · Common
JOY
You equipped the JOY bolo tie.
20 7.6% · Rare
🔐 LeBluggalo
Clown up Leblanc.
20 3.3% · Rare
Carnival Pig
You gave the pigman Mardi Gras beads.
20 3.5% · Rare
Garrett Drip
You put on an itchy, foul-smelling shirt that you found in an abandoned mall. Nice.
20 7.6% · Rare
Meter
You got the meter from the researchers at the fishing camp.
20 9.3% · Rare
🔐 Haunt Your Lonely Days
Read Laura St. Claire's letter.
20 6.3% · Rare
Showgoer's Tale
You listened to the entirety of Showgoer's Tale.
20 8.8% · Rare
🔐 Bayou Boss
Steer the boat without taking damage.
20 2.2% · Rare
Gatorcase
You found the alligator phone case.
20 11.4% · Common
Will you make it out alive?
You unlocked the "Will You Make It Out Alive?" reading.
20 6.8% · Rare
HO HO HO
You got downers from Santa Claus.
20 2.5% · Rare
🔐 Network Trouble
Quack might bounce back.
20 3.0% · Rare
🔐 Terminal Network Meltdown
Quack crash.
20 3.6% · Rare
Forget It
You deleted all of Catherine's memories.
20 2.3% · Rare
🔐 Cats and Dogs
Launch Crouton with Pots.
20 2.4% · Rare
Orphan's Knock
You failed to knock on the door at the fishing camp 5 or more times.
20 2.6% · Rare
🔐 Metairie Angels
HOOT HOOT.
20 2.6% · Rare
Fake ring
You found Catherine's ring.
20 9.6% · Rare
Wet Monkey
You found wet Monkey.
20 8.7% · Rare
🔐 Mister Monkey Man
M-Mister Monkey Man??
20 2.8% · Rare
🔐 Full of Grace
Recite the Hail Mary.
20 3.4% · Rare
Class Traitor
You knocked out Troy.
20 17.7% · Common
Pawpaw's Sprinkle
Pawpaw relieved himself.
10 7.9% · Rare
🔐 Like Pawpaw! Like Pawpaw!
Hand over the head.
10 9.3% · Rare
🔐 Ditch Man Dead
Sorry Gooch.
10 2.6% · Rare