Vidiot Savant
Get every question right in an episode
50 ✓ August 23rd, 2011
Slack Attack
Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack
37 ✓ August 23rd, 2011
DisOrDash
Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds
30 ✓ August 23rd, 2011
Genius for a Day
Score at least $30,000 over your average
30 ✓ August 23rd, 2011
Map Dancer
Get 3 geography questions correct in JACK Pack
25 ✓ August 26th, 2011
Lit Twit
Get 3 literature questions correct in JACK Pack
25 ✓ August 26th, 2011
Overconsumer
Listen to all the commercials during the credits
20 ✓ August 23rd, 2011
DisorDat Destroyer
Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly
15 ✓ August 23rd, 2011
Button Banger
Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds
15 ✓ August 23rd, 2011
Smelt the Roses
Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second
15 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Social Outcast
Finish 5 single-player games on Friday or Saturday nights
15 ✓ August 27th, 2011
100,000aire!
Earn $100,000 lifetime
10 ✓ August 23rd, 2011
Turncoat
Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Birth Certificate
Create a contestant
5 ✓ August 23rd, 2011
DisOrDat Participation Award
Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds
5 ✓ August 23rd, 2011
It's Just More of This
Finish an episode
5 ✓ August 23rd, 2011
Quick-Draw McDumbass
Choose wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times
5 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Perfect Attendance
Play episodes 1-73
73 
The Regis
Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points
50 
Jack Attack Dog
Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up
50 
Unicorn
Achieve the highest gamer rating
50 
Back Taxes
Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73
40 
Beat a Winner
Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an Xbox LIVE Match
40 
Beast Master
Get 10 animal questions correct (excluding downloadable content)
40 
Film in Your Brain
Get 10 movie questions correct (excluding downloadable content)
40 
Phatty
Get 10 food questions correct (excluding downloadable content)
40 
Living in the Past
Get 10 history questions correct (excluding downloadable content)
40 
One Teat Short of an Udder
Achieve the second-highest rating
40 
Mouth-Breather
Achieve the third-highest rating
30 
Incurable Hoarder
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack
30 
Nest Egghead
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 2
30 
Steaming Stockpile
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 3
30 
Overprize Load
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 4
30 
500,000aire!
Earn $500,000 lifetime
25 
Taking It from Behind
Come from behind to win during the Jack Attack
25 
Boob Tuber
Get 3 TV questions correct in JACK Pack
25 
Super Know-va
Get 3 astrology questions correct in JACK Pack 2
25 
B Sharp
Get 3 music questions correct in JACK Pack 2
25 
Math Head
Get 3 math questions correct in JACK Pack 2
25 
Wizard of Balls
Get 3 sports questions correct in JACK Pack 3
25 
Past Perfect
Get 3 history questions correct in JACK Pack 3
25 
Sci Fly
Get 3 science questions correct in JACK Pack 3
25 
Cock of the Wok
Get 3 food questions correct in JACK Pack 4
25 
Hot Butter
Get 3 movie questions correct in JACK Pack 4
25 
Animal Husband
Get 3 animal questions correct in JACK Pack 4
25 
Menage-a-Quatre
Complete a 4-player match on Xbox LIVE
20 
Virtual Virgin
Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times
20 
Consolation Achievement
Play 5 hours without getting a single achievement
20 
🔐 Great Crowd
Laugh at an easy joke
20 
JACK Wrack
Play all episodes in JACK Pack
20 
JACK Smack
Play all episodes in JACK Pack 2
20 
JACK Crack
Play all episodes in JACK Pack 3
20 
JACK Sack
Play all episodes in JACK Pack 4
20 
Enscrewsiast
Screw 50 times
15 
Lose to a Loser
Lose an Xbox LIVE match to someone with a rating at or below Dullard
15 
My First Time
Screw someone for the first time
10 
Always a Bridesmaid
Come in second place 5 times in multiplayer games
10 
Discover Gauntlet of Fire
Find the very important gauntlet of fire
10 
The Game's Half Full
Play episodes 1-36
5 
The Game's Half Empty
Play episodes 1-37
5