Where's the Pole?
Crossed the Big Balls without wiping out.
30 ✓ November 3rd, 2011
Sack of Potatoes
Got Motivated and survived.
15 ✓ November 3rd, 2011
Shafted
Got hit by the Crankshaft and survived.
15 ✓ November 3rd, 2011
Epic Fail
Wiped out on every obstacle of a Wipeout Zone.
5 ✓ November 3rd, 2011
Now Just Sign the Waiver
Passed the Tryouts.
5 ✓ November 3rd, 2011
Epic Win
Finished a Hard Wipeout Zone without wiping out once.
55
Way Ahead of the Curve
Finished the game with an average time of 4:00.000 per episode or better. Way to go!
55 
Summer Hit
Finished all the Medium episodes.
55 
Primetime Special
Finished every Hard episode. We knew you had it in you!
55
Ahead of the Curve
Finished the game with an average time of 5:00.000 per episode or better. Nice job!
40 
Syndication
Finished all the Easy episodes.
40 
Home Run
Finished Bruiseball without touching any mud or water.
30 
Hopscotch
Earned a bonus of 30 seconds or more on the Sweeper.
30 
So Close
Suffered just one wipeout on the last obstacle of a course.
30
Yoga Master
Balanced for 15 seconds.
25
Cardio Workout
Ran on a Treadmill for 45 seconds.
25
Ain't Got That Swing
Swung from Rope to Rope 5 times without falling.
25 
Pump You Up
Pumped a Pump 20 times in 10 seconds. Whew!
25 
I Like Big Balls
Bounced between the Mega Big Balls 10 times and loved it.
25 
Nemeses
Beaten John Anderson as John Henson in 2-player multiplayer, or vice versa.
25 
Boys Smell
Trudged through mud as a male character for 10 seconds.
20 
Making Fun of Myself
Finished Episode 5 as John Henson or John Anderson.
20 
Fun for the Whole Family
Each player was blasted at least once in a 4-player game.
20 
Practice Makes Perfect
Finished any Wipeout Zone 5 times in a Practice session.
16 
The Moonwalk
Backpedaled for 15 seconds.
15 
That’s Gotta Hurt
Got flung forward by a Hammer.
15 
Model Behaviour
Completed a Mimic Board as Jill Wagner.
15 
Girl Power
Won a 4-player multiplayer episode as the only female character.
15 
You Da Man
Won a 4-player multiplayer episode as the only male character.
15 
Firing Squad
Got hit by 3 blaster shots simultaneously.
15 
Practice Makes Better
Finished Bruiseball or Medieval Wipealot 4 times in a Practice session.
15 
Episode 1 Gold
Finished Episode 1 with a time of 4:30.000 or better.
15 
Practice Makes Good
Finished any Qualifier 3 times in a Practice session.
14 
That Wasn't an Obstacle
Wiped out within the first 5 seconds.
5 
Karmic Justice
Got flung into the background as Matt Kunitz.
5 
You Hit a Girl?!?
Was blasted as a female character.
5