Virtually Impossible
Complete all VR and Alternative missions
80 ✓ February 25th, 2014
A Cut Above
Beat the Tanker and Plant chapters on any difficulty
50 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Like a Boss
Finish the game on any difficulty
50 ✓ February 12th, 2014
Tell Me a Tale
Complete all Snake Tales
30 ✓ February 13th, 2014
PEACE WALKER
Finish game without killing anyone
30 ✓ February 12th, 2014
Fashionista
Find every type of camouflage
20 ✓ February 12th, 2014
The Early End
Kill The End before the boss battle
20 ✓ February 12th, 2014
Lights Out
Defeat Olga Gurlukovich
15 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Party's Over
Defeat Fatman
15 ✓ January 1st, 1753
No-Fly Zone
Destroy the AV-88 Harrier II
15 ✓ January 1st, 1753
No Ray, José
Defeat Metal Gear RAY
15 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Another Snake Bites the Dust
Defeat Solidus Snake
15 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Vampire Slayer
Defeat Vamp
15 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Down in Smoke
Disorient an enemy with a cloud of smoke from a fire extinguisher
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Spaghetti Cinema
Meet Revolver
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Steel Grip
Attain grip level 3
10 ✓ February 7th, 2014
Young Gun
Submit Ocelot
10 ✓ February 10th, 2014
Pain Relief
Defeat The Pain
10 ✓ February 10th, 2014
If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It
Defeat The Fear
10 ✓ February 11th, 2014
The End
Defeat The End
10 ✓ February 11th, 2014
Houston, We HAD a Problem
Defeat The Fury
10 ✓ February 11th, 2014
I Think You Need a Hug, E
Find Emma Emmerich
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
River of Pain
Defeat The Sorrow
10 ✓ February 11th, 2014
Shagadelic
Defeat Shagohod
10 ✓ February 12th, 2014
Grounded
Defeat Volgin in a fist fight
10 ✓ February 12th, 2014
The Patriot
Defeat The Boss
10 ✓ February 12th, 2014
Mama Said
CQC Slam a guard and knock him out
10 ✓ February 10th, 2014
Like He Just Doesn't Care
CQC Hold up an enemy
10 ✓ February 11th, 2014
Close Shave
CQC Slit an enemy's throat
10 ✓ February 29th, 2012
Snake Eyes
See all of the first-person views that are not indicated by the RB button icon
10 ✓ February 12th, 2014
Ralph Called
Make Snake throw up
10 ✓ February 11th, 2014
Can I Keep It?
Capture any animal alive
10 ✓ February 28th, 2012
Don't Taze Me, Bro
Tranquilize 100 enemies
10 ✓ February 7th, 2014
Snake Eater
Eat a snake of any type
10 ✓ February 10th, 2014
A Good Man Is Hard to Find
Achieve a camouflage index of 100%
10 ✓ February 11th, 2014
Problem Solved, Series Over
Create the Ocelot Time Paradox
10 ✓ February 12th, 2014
Nothing Personal
Break the neck of 30 enemies
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Rent Money
Beat 30 enemies unconscious
10 ✓ December 31st, 2011
Piece of Cake
Complete a VR or Alternative mission
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Kissing Booth
Kiss a poster in a locker
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Great Dane
Collect all dog tags
80 
King of the Jungle
Obtain title of MARKHOR
80 
It Ain't Easy Being Green
Find all 64 Kerotans
80 
No Boss of Mine
Complete Boss Survival
30 
Who Ya Gonna Call?
Take a clear photograph of the ghost image in Hold No. 2
20 
Believe It or Not
Catch a Tsuchinoko (mythical serpent)
20 
Only Skin Deep
Find every type of face paint
20 
Snake Beater
Get caught by Otacon stimulating yourself
10 
Sexting
Send Otacon a picture of the marine with no pants
10 
Johnny on the Spot
Hear Johnny's bowel noises in two locations
10