King of the Jungle
Obtain title of MARKHOR
80 ✓ February 17th, 2012
It Ain't Easy Being Green
Find all 64 Kerotans
80 ✓ February 18th, 2012
A Cut Above
Beat the Tanker and Plant chapters on any difficulty
50 ✓ February 14th, 2012
Like a Boss
Finish the game on any difficulty
50 ✓ February 17th, 2012
PEACE WALKER
Finish game without killing anyone
30 ✓ February 17th, 2012
Who Ya Gonna Call?
Take a clear photograph of the ghost image in Hold No. 2
20 ✓ February 11th, 2012
Believe It or Not
Catch a Tsuchinoko (mythical serpent)
20 ✓ February 17th, 2012
The Early End
Kill The End before the boss battle
20 ✓ February 16th, 2012
Lights Out
Defeat Olga Gurlukovich
15 ✓ February 11th, 2012
Party's Over
Defeat Fatman
15 ✓ February 13th, 2012
No-Fly Zone
Destroy the AV-88 Harrier II
15 ✓ February 14th, 2012
No Ray, José
Defeat Metal Gear RAY
15 ✓ February 14th, 2012
Another Snake Bites the Dust
Defeat Solidus Snake
15 ✓ February 14th, 2012
Vampire Slayer
Defeat Vamp
15 ✓ February 14th, 2012
Down in Smoke
Disorient an enemy with a cloud of smoke from a fire extinguisher
10 ✓ February 11th, 2012
Snake Beater
Get caught by Otacon stimulating yourself
10 ✓ February 11th, 2012
Spaghetti Cinema
Meet Revolver
10 ✓ February 11th, 2012
Steel Grip
Attain grip level 3
10 ✓ February 15th, 2012
Sexting
Send Otacon a picture of the marine with no pants
10 ✓ February 11th, 2012
Young Gun
Submit Ocelot
10 ✓ February 15th, 2012
Pain Relief
Defeat The Pain
10 ✓ February 16th, 2012
If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It
Defeat The Fear
10 ✓ February 16th, 2012
The End
Defeat The End
10 ✓ February 16th, 2012
Houston, We HAD a Problem
Defeat The Fury
10 ✓ February 16th, 2012
I Think You Need a Hug, E
Find Emma Emmerich
10 ✓ February 14th, 2012
River of Pain
Defeat The Sorrow
10 ✓ February 16th, 2012
Shagadelic
Defeat Shagohod
10 ✓ February 17th, 2012
Grounded
Defeat Volgin in a fist fight
10 ✓ February 17th, 2012
The Patriot
Defeat The Boss
10 ✓ February 17th, 2012
Mama Said
CQC Slam a guard and knock him out
10 ✓ February 15th, 2012
Like He Just Doesn't Care
CQC Hold up an enemy
10 ✓ February 15th, 2012
Close Shave
CQC Slit an enemy's throat
10 ✓ February 15th, 2012
Ralph Called
Make Snake throw up
10 ✓ February 15th, 2012
Can I Keep It?
Capture any animal alive
10 ✓ February 15th, 2012
Don't Taze Me, Bro
Tranquilize 100 enemies
10 ✓ February 13th, 2012
Snake Eater
Eat a snake of any type
10 ✓ February 15th, 2012
A Good Man Is Hard to Find
Achieve a camouflage index of 100%
10 ✓ February 18th, 2012
Problem Solved, Series Over
Create the Ocelot Time Paradox
10 ✓ February 16th, 2012
Nothing Personal
Break the neck of 30 enemies
10 ✓ February 13th, 2012
Rent Money
Beat 30 enemies unconscious
10 ✓ February 12th, 2012
Piece of Cake
Complete a VR or Alternative mission
10 ✓ February 14th, 2012
Johnny on the Spot
Hear Johnny's bowel noises in two locations
10 ✓ February 14th, 2012
Kissing Booth
Kiss a poster in a locker
10 ✓ February 11th, 2012
Great Dane
Collect all dog tags
80 
Virtually Impossible
Complete all VR and Alternative missions
80 
No Boss of Mine
Complete Boss Survival
30 
Tell Me a Tale
Complete all Snake Tales
30 
Fashionista
Find every type of camouflage
20 
Only Skin Deep
Find every type of face paint
20 
Snake Eyes
See all of the first-person views that are not indicated by the RB button icon
10