Barber Of Schizzville
Shave the Orbiddles from 8 Astramoebas on a level, without destroying Astramoebas or losing a life.
20 ✓ September 17th, 2013
Schiz Hunter
Destroy 30 Schizzes on a single level, using powerups and without losing any lives.
20 ✓ September 17th, 2013
One Mind, Two Goals
Earn 20 silver or gold medals in Uberschizoid mode.
20 ✓ September 16th, 2013
Schizoid Sensei
Earn 10 medals (any combination of gold, silver, and bronze) over Xbox LIVE.
20 ✓ September 27th, 2013
Huevos Done Naked
Gold level 47 ("Los Huevos") without activating any powerups.
20 ✓ September 17th, 2013
Seafood Buffet
Destroy 2500 Scorpios.
20 ✓ September 17th, 2013
Corpus Callosum Severed
Complete level 119 ("Ragnarok") in Uberschizoid mode.
20 ✓ September 17th, 2013
Playing The Field
Play a game in each mode - Xbox LIVE, Local Co-Op, Wingman Bot Training, and Uberschizoid.
15 ✓ September 27th, 2013
21st Century Schizoid Man
Complete level 21 ("Tyger Tyger") either in Local Co-Op, Xbox LIVE, or Uberschizoid.
15 ✓ August 22nd, 2011
Wired
Destroy an enemy with a razorwire.
10 ✓ August 22nd, 2011
Sploderific
Destroy all enemies on level 12 ("Smartbomb") with a single smartbomb.
10 ✓ August 22nd, 2011
Flitt Breeder
Get a gold medal on level 5 ("My Man Flitt") without destroying any Flitts.
10 ✓ September 16th, 2013