We Are the 1%
You've won a million dollars.
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Unlock all the Things
You've unlocked every poker item in the game.
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This Was a Triumph
Unlocked the Portal theme.
25 
Joint Venture
Unlocked the Venture Bros theme.
25 
Border Crossing
Unlocked the Borderlands theme.
25 
Army Surplus
Unlocked the Army of Darkness theme.
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Sam to the Max
Unlocked the Sam & Max theme.
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Orb 'n' Legends
The Orb is yours, for better or for worse.
20 
Trophy Wife
Are you now Character of the Year?
20 
Book 'Em
You now own the scariest book in history.
20 
Banjo Hero
Sam's banjo is now yours.
20 
Personality Goes a Long Way
You won a Personality Core. Try not to drop it down the incinerator.
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I Tournament to Do That
Won a tournament.
15 
One Hand Clapping
Won a hand.
10 
Deck the Halls
Bought your first deck.
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We'll Drink to That
Purchased a drink.
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Felt Up
Purchased a felt.
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Chip on Your Shoulder
Purchased a set of chips.
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