The Little Big Break
(Meet Malik.)
200 ✓ December 29th, 2022
92.2% · Common
DANGEROUS DOOR
...that's coming out of your paycheck.
200 ✓ December 29th, 2022
71.0% · Common
Pineapple for Breakfast
(Meet Emhari.)
200 ✓ December 29th, 2022
73.1% · Common
Fishing for pussy (and failing)
You probably will regret this.
200 ✓ December 29th, 2022
80.2% · Common
Dead Beat Dad Club
Signs to be a better father.
200 ✓ December 29th, 2022
75.9% · Common
Fighting the bisexual allegations.
And losing.
Can't Stand The Heat?
(Meet Inaya.)
Half a gummie into a new friendship
Sometimes, friends are better
Hanging With The Mean Girl
Friends are nice :)
Lesbian seltzers
Friends, you can handle that.
Low Eyes In A Fancy Restaurant
Why is she looking at you like that...
Friends with another man?
...Who probably hates you.
Therapy Is An Option
No really, we really need to see one
Screwing the E-Boy
You're already regretting this
It gets easier with time.
Embraced by another man.
Coming to terms
You need to move on with your life.
Drama Queen at BVS Pharamcy.
You really need to be nicer to strangers.
Bad Vibes In A Blue Tux
Got your check, but why do you feel like this?
🔐 Drowning in a fishtank.
Pussy or nothing.
🔐 Straight Bros
Maybe you aren't as straight as you thought.
🔐 Commotion at the Pink Lobster
At least you didn't have to cover the bill.
🔐 First time in a rich guy's house
Life comes at you fast. Literally.
Normalest Mom at the Zoo
Mission accomplished
Only Technically an L
This is for the best...
Local Woman Takes High Road For Once
Personal growth? In MY lesbian? It's more likely than you think.
C'mon Baby, Cry
It's actually really attractive to absolutely lose your mind when told about yourself for even a min
A Vision of Love
If you love her, let her go, or whatever it was that guy said in the song.
Happy Bae-Day
Holding the hand of your two loves.
Office Romance
No one has to know...
Control Freak on a Leash Damn...
Why is your kid better at this than you are?
Putting the "Ex" in "Expectations"
Maybe next time? Don't talk about your divorce so much
Worse Theater Etiquette than A. L. Miller
You should probably turn your brightness down.
Just Let the Bad Thoughts Linger
That was certainly something
Tell Her You Both Matter, Don't You?
Back at it again at the bad decisions depot!
🔐 Beefin' at the Zoo
Come on...
🔐 Call you Tracy Chapman...
...the way you drive these girls away.
🔐 To All the Milves You've Loved Before
At least your baby mother isn't slashing your tires...
🔐 Fish Fear Me
Women Want Me
Another For The Cringe Compilation
That wasn't as bad as you thought it would be.
This Edible Got HANDS
You really should have taken half of it.
Online Harassment
Maybe you should have asked her about her reputation before doing this...
Not-So-Great Feelings At The Gay Club
Casual dating sucks
Wined and fed up
That probably could've been handled better
Opening curtains
(Meet Isabelle.)
All The Small Things
One giant leap for Isabelle-kind
The kind you can depend on
No one ever told you life was gonna be this way
It's Okay to Whine A Little
Heavens know you earned it.
Therapy sessions in the bedroom
You will get the hang of this eventually.
HAPPY NOW
Okay? Okay.
The only thing in your way
NOTHING NOW, BITCHES
WAY TO GO, ISA
You don't need friends. They disappoint you.
IF PROJECTION WAS A DRUG...
...You'd still be too sober for this.
JUST THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
They're so small! And sad! Just look at them!
Guard Down
Could've been the one.
WAY TO GO,-wait, didn't this already happen?
Get it together, girl!
🔐 I WINE BECAUSE ABUELITA WHINES
Maybe some other fucking day, but not today.
🔐 WHY I OUGHTA
How much do you think a live burial costs?
🔐 Friends... How Many of Us Have Them?
Not many. Not many.
🔐 No one told me life was gonna be this way.
You're glad you have her.
🔐 It's Okay to Wine a Little
C'mon, it'll take the edge off.
🔐 Self Drag
Oops.
🔐 Day Drinkin'
At least it helps the biscuits go down.
🔐 HAPPY LATER
It can only wait so long.
Let's go to the beach, beach
Thanks for playing!
🔐 Blocking Your Own Blessings
Why did you say that?
Getting on HR's Bad Side
Not the time, noor the place.
Fish fry
You deserved that.
Anti-Nicki Propoganda
Yeah, you really can't do this.