Pacifist
Win a primary without attacking.
50 ✓ April 18th, 2009
Clam Digger
Last 60 seconds holding 20 or more clams.
50 ✓ April 18th, 2009
Alderman
Clear the Ptolemy, Floyd, and Daisy Challenges.
25 ✓ April 18th, 2009
I Will Survive
Become the sole survivor.
20 ✓ April 18th, 2009
Globetrotter
Unlock all maps.
15 ✓ April 18th, 2009
Tourist
Collect your first piece of flair.
10 ✓ April 18th, 2009
Positive Campaigner
Win a 3-primary election without attacking.
75 
Animals' Choice
Finish the single-player game without losing a primary.
50 
For the Animals
Finish the single-player game.
45 
World Leader
Win a multiplayer game on every map.
40 
Senator
Complete the Murgatroyd and Santo Challenges.
40 
Representative
Complete the Toshiro, Hedwig, Bean and Moxie Challenges.
35 
Diplomat
Last 60 seconds without attacking or dying.
30 
Passing Wind
Survive pursuit by the Cloud of Scandal for 3 minutes in one game.
25 
Untouchable
Block 10 attacks in a row.
25 
The Chosen One
Finish all Recount Challenges without losing a primary.
25 
Dark Horse
Win 10 games after being in 4th place.
25 
Comeback Kid
Win 10 games by taking 1st place near the end.
25 
Button Masher
Claim all buttons in a game of Flip-floppers.
20 
Ballot Ballet
Claim all ballot boxes in a game of A Clam in Every Pot.
20 
Top Dog
Win a game of Front-runner without losing front-runner status.
20 
Litter Bug
Claim all yard signs in a game of Yard Signs.
20 
Player Hater
Kill a character's rival 25 times.
20 
Prime Candidate
Win a multiplayer game in every gametype.
20 
🔐 I Get Around
Team up with every character.
20 
🔐 Also-ran
20 teamups with the player in 4th place.
20 
Team Player
Win 10 games while teamed up.
20 
🔐 Some Friend
Betray a character's rival 25 times.
20 
Creditor
Watch the credits all the way through.
20 
Da Bomb
Punch 20 bombs.
20 
Cursive
Win 10 games while using many curses per game.
20 
Non Stop Party
Win the Ptolemy Recount Challenge.
10 
Platytude
Win the Daisy Recount Challenge.
10 
Sound Mind
Win the Floyd Recount Challenge.
10 
Saline Solution
Win the Toshiro Recount Challenge.
10 
Bear Necessity
Win the Hedwig Recount Challenge.
10 
Now Now Now
Win the Bean Recount Challenge.
10 
Whiff of Change
Win the Moxie Recount Challenge.
10 
Silent Majority
Win the Murgatroyd Recount Challenge.
10 
🔐 New Coat of Paint
Win the Santo Recount Challenge.
10 
Pro Simian
Win the Crackers Recount Challenge.
10 
🔐 Party Animal
Win with every character once.
10 
Educated Voter
Unlock all campaign ads.
5 
Couch Potato
Unlock all commercials.
5 
Concerned Citizen
Unlock all attack ads.
5 
Policy Wonk
Unlock all debates.
5