Good Job, Sam!
Completed Story Mode Single Player
50 ✓ June 20th, 2025
14.4% · Common
Feces Happen
Completed Level 1
30 ✓ June 20th, 2025
80.0% · Common
Take My Breath Away
Completed Sams house only breathing in 15 times
30 ✓ June 20th, 2025
1.6% · Rare
Slow Down Dude!
Drove 150 km per hour
30 ✓ June 20th, 2025
15.1% · Common
Wordsmith
Spoke perfectly
30 ✓ June 20th, 2025
12.4% · Common
Robocorpse
Killed every robot
30 ✓ June 20th, 2025
1.6% · Rare
To Hell With Hell
Completed Level 2
30 ✓ June 20th, 2025
76.9% · Common
Hippie Boy
Went to work without shoes
30 ✓ June 20th, 2025
3.3% · Rare
Made Tony Open A Cafe...
Tipped Tony
30 ✓ June 20th, 2025
49.3% · Common
...Then Blew It Up
Blew up Tony
30 ✓ June 20th, 2025
12.8% · Common
Stairway To The Living Room
Didn't fall down the stairs
30 ✓ June 20th, 2025
21.1% · Common
Blink 2000 Times For Yes
Blinked 2000 times
30 ✓ June 20th, 2025
14.6% · Common
Character-Driven Story
Watched all cinematics without skipping
30 ✓ June 20th, 2025
8.9% · Rare
Bad Everything Day
Completed Level 3
30 ✓ June 20th, 2025
61.5% · Common
For The Scene
Dye your hair bean brown.
30 ✓ June 20th, 2025
1.1% · Rare
Party in front, business in the back
Simultanously rock perfect hair and a bloody face.
30 ✓ June 20th, 2025
0.2% · Rare
Carpoolin'
Completed Level 4
30 ✓ June 20th, 2025
49.0% · Common
Ok Papa
Completed Level 5
30 ✓ June 20th, 2025
41.2% · Common
All In A Day's Work
Completed Level 6
30 ✓ June 20th, 2025
27.7% · Common
No Child Left Behind
Completed Level 7
30 ✓ June 20th, 2025
22.9% · Common
No Refunds!
Completed Level 8
30 ✓ June 20th, 2025
15.8% · Common
Treat Yourself Twice A Day
Drank two cups of coffee
30 ✓ June 20th, 2025
30.7% · Common
HOLY FECES!
Unlock all the Achievements in Manual Samuel
100 0.2% · Rare
Iron Lung
Beat Challenge- or Speedrun Mode by breathing in a maximum of 35 times, and never fainting
100 0.0% · Rare
Golden Hair
Beat Challenge- or Speedrun Mode with perfect hair.
100 0.0% · Rare
Amazing Posture
Beat Challenge- or Speedrun mode without going limp or doing the splits (except you know when).
100 0.0% · Rare
Golden Furniture
Got gold on every time trial
70 0.2% · Rare
Good Job, Sams!
Completed Story Mode Co-Op
50 2.0% · Rare
Silver Spoon In His Mouth
Got silver or higher on every time trial
50 0.2% · Rare
Notice Me!
Dye your hair cosmic brown.
50 0.1% · Rare
Run Sam, Run!
Beat Speedrun Mode in one hour or less.
50 0.0% · Rare
Timeless Hair
Dye your hair Liphidium Green.
40 0.6% · Rare
Bronze Before Brains
Got bronze or higher on every time trial
30 0.2% · Rare
🔐 Piss Perfect
Made no stains on yourself
30 8.2% · Rare
#Hashtag
Found every hashtag
30 0.5% · Rare
🔐 Skip Right To The Action
Skipped a cinematic
20 62.4% · Common