Tastes just like chicken!
Eat your first Garden Gnome
15 ✓ February 7th, 2026
94.2% · Common
Your daily dose of Vitamin C.
Eat 100 Gnomes
15 ✓ May 31st, 2026
22.1% · Common
Scrambled Eggs
Collect at least 100 eggs
15 ✓ February 25th, 2026
8.7% · Rare
Surprise!!
Buy a surprise from Melisande
15 ✓ February 7th, 2026
52.6% · Common
Nerd
Read a book from a bookshelf
15 ✓ February 7th, 2026
83.1% · Common
Cockadoodledoo!
Find the marvelous Chickenator
15 ✓ May 31st, 2026
59.9% · Common
Are you ready to rumble?
Get your very first lethal weapon
15 ✓ February 7th, 2026
94.6% · Common
MLG 360 no scope kill!
Kill your first Orc Noob
15 ✓ February 7th, 2026
95.3% · Common
Karaoke king
Make the Bard play another song
15 ✓ February 7th, 2026
30.1% · Common
European karaoke king
Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk
15 ✓ February 7th, 2026
9.4% · Rare
Catch the bus with me!
Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel
15 ✓ February 7th, 2026
45.4% · Common
Butcher
Kill 100 enemies
15 ✓ February 7th, 2026
53.5% · Common
A Megapint...?
Drink your very first grog
15 ✓ February 7th, 2026
25.6% · Common
Pasta Bolognese
Whoop Ass 10 times!
15 ✓ February 7th, 2026
31.4% · Common
Thats disgusting!
Use the stinky outhouse
15 ✓ February 7th, 2026
59.9% · Common
Meat grinder
Get eaten by a shark
15 ✓ February 7th, 2026
63.1% · Common
That's what cheese said!
Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!
15 ✓ February 7th, 2026
92.4% · Common
Oh, you're up to no gouda!
Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese!
15 ✓ February 7th, 2026
69.0% · Common
Make America Grate Again
Collect 10 Wheels of Cheese
15 ✓ February 7th, 2026
45.9% · Common
You're looking mozzare-hella good!
Collect 25 Wheels of Cheese
15 ✓ March 10th, 2026
14.9% · Common
I drink, but I'm not a drunk!
Have three grogs in total
15 ✓ February 7th, 2026
14.8% · Common
Kleptomaniac
Loot 6 drunken orcs
15 ✓ February 23rd, 2026
30.4% · Common
Okay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk...
Drink five large grogs at the same time
15 ✓ February 7th, 2026
10.2% · Common
Yeehaw!!!
Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot
15 ✓ February 7th, 2026
16.2% · Common
Self assessed tax return
Kill your first IRS guy
15 ✓ February 7th, 2026
53.5% · Common
Grumpy Immortal
Defeat The Immortal
100 10.7% · Common
Free Of Chains
Release all the chains
30 11.5% · Common
Consider it dealt with
Find all 6 pairs of Deal-with-it glasses
30 3.8% · Rare
Timber!
Kill the Ent
15 11.5% · Common
I'm getting full...
Eat 500 Gnomes
15 3.3% · Rare
Ripe Meat Off The Bone!
Eat your first grilled chicken
15 34.1% · Common
I've got the power
Get full strength when Level Up
15 2.8% · Rare
Catch me if you can
Get full agility when Level Up
15 2.5% · Rare
I'm feeling lucky!
Get full luck when Level Up
15 2.5% · Rare
Better safe than sorry - use protection
Get full protection when Level Up
15 2.5% · Rare
Master Butcher
Kill 500 enemies
15 16.1% · Common
My name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass!
Kill 1000 enemies
15 8.7% · Rare
Out of bounds
Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit
15 15.1% · Common
Another one bites the iron
Kill an enemy using metal bars
15 31.7% · Common
Haemochromatosis
Kill yourself with metal bars
15 41.3% · Common
Fifty Shades of Gruyere
Collect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud!
15 5.6% · Rare
Just wing it!
Beat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine.
15 21.3% · Common
Ancient Ruins of Stubbed Toes
Complete the dungeon 100%
15 10.6% · Common
Ancient Ruins of Leaky Roof
Complete the dungeon 100%
15 8.3% · Rare
Ancient Ruins of Chilly Winds
Complete the dungeon 100%
15 4.1% · Rare
Ancient Ruins of Moist Overhangs
Complete the dungeon 100%
15 10.2% · Common
Ancient Ruins of Empty Echoes
Complete the dungeon 100%
15 7.2% · Rare
Ancient Ruins of Misplaced Belongings
Complete the dungeon 100%
15 6.5% · Rare
Ancient Ruins of Vitamin D Addition
Complete the dungeon 100%
15 7.8% · Rare
Ancient Ruins of Dirty Feet
Complete the dungeon 100%
15 15.5% · Common
Ancient Ruins of Imperfectly Designed Walls
Complete the dungeon 100%
15 7.3% · Rare
Ancient Ruins of Moldy Ceiling
Complete the dungeon 100%
15 6.3% · Rare
Ancient Ruins of Poor Intrusion Prevention
Complete the dungeon 100%
15 6.6% · Rare
Ancient Ruins of Peekaboo
Complete the dungeon 100%
15 4.2% · Rare
Ancient Ruins of Inadequate Opportunities
Complete the dungeon 100%
15 5.2% · Rare
Ancient Ruins of Stuffed Pantrys
Complete the dungeon 100%
15 7.0% · Rare
Spoiler alert!
Spoil the Bard so he can afford new and fancy clothes.
15 10.5% · Common
Deal with it
Find a pair of Deal-with-it glasses
15 18.5% · Common
You're not so Big anymore, Boi!
Kill Big Boi
15 24.2% · Common