Weed Killer
Defeat Kyle in his sacred grove.
30 ✓ January 24th, 2026
59.6% · Common
Put the Ass in Assassin
Fart on 3 Assassins using Fart Escape.
20 ✓ January 24th, 2026
16.3% · Common
Powdered Cheese Bath
Heal 150 points of damage with one Totem.
20 ✓ January 24th, 2026
44.5% · Common
Found the Toot Button
You farted. Good job.
20 ✓ January 24th, 2026
51.7% · Common
Legendary
Acquire a Legendary Upgrade.
20 ✓ January 24th, 2026
54.6% · Common
Grave Dancing
Dance while reviving an ally.
20 ✓ January 24th, 2026
5.7% · Rare
🔐 Bastardly Behavior
Defeat Princess Kenny at the Town Square Amphitheater.
70 44.2% · Common
🔐 Inevitable Betrayal
Defeat Cartman in the foothills.
70 24.3% · Common
🔐 Everyone Needs Ambien
Defeat Mr. Hankey.
70 20.5% · Common
🔐 Marshpooper
Defeat Stan within 25 minutes of starting your run.
70 2.0% · Rare
🔐 Know Thy Enemy
Defeat Cartman without damaging any stationary decoy.
70 2.2% · Rare
🔐 Clean Underwear
Kill 50 Pooplets in one battle.
70 14.7% · Common
🔐 The Cursed Bloodline
Defeat Liane at the church.
30 25.9% · Common
🔐 Fully Worthy
Become an honorary Marshwalker.
30 35.0% · Common
🔐 Dragon Killer
Defeat Stan at the playground.
30 33.0% · Common
🔐 Hardcore
Complete all Infernal Pacts in the run.
30 5.2% · Rare
Pirate Ship, Please!
Kill 3 enemies with cannonballs.
30 15.5% · Common
Mooncrash
Kill an enemy while floating with Moon Jump.
20 1.9% · Rare
Middle Management
Revive an ally with a Cheesed Necro.
20 3.1% · Rare
🔐 Impotent Vengeance
Toot on an enemy faction leader while dead.
20 1.5% · Rare
No Tears Now, Only Dreams
While Invisible, defeat a human boss with a melee attack.
20 1.7% · Rare
A New Rule
Finish a map with one extra Rulebook applied.
20 8.1% · Rare
The Green Seas
Make 4 enemies Vomit at once.
20 43.7% · Common
Tap That Maple Syrup
Kill an Ent with Bleeding damage.
20 18.9% · Common
Discerning
Increase the Rarity of 10 upgrades to Rare or better.
20 15.3% · Common
🔐 Ultra-Legendary
Acquire an Ultra-Legendary Upgrade.
20 20.5% · Common
🔐 The Escher of Necromancy
Use Cheesy Zombies on a Necro.
20 1.4% · Rare
I'll Do It Myself
Use Event Horizon with your own projectile.
20 2.3% · Rare
Death From Above
Defeat 10 enemies with weapon strikes from the air.
20 30.6% · Common
Fields of Flame
Light 4 enemies on fire at once.
20 32.1% · Common
Socially Transmitted Distraction
Catch an STD from another player.
20 1.7% · Rare
Van Helsing
Defeat 10 Vampire Kids.
20 2.7% · Rare