Goat Queen
Become Queen of all the goats
50 ✓ March 17th, 2025
11.5% · Common
Don't touch the servers
You touched the servers
50 ✓ March 19th, 2025
4.9% · Rare
You Gotta Licket to Ride
Lick the flying train
50 ✓ March 19th, 2025
0.3% · Rare
A Center for Ants?
Interact with the shrunken shrink house
30 ✓ March 17th, 2025
3.0% · Rare
Egg Simulator
Become an Egg
30 ✓ March 17th, 2025
9.4% · Rare
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Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur
30 ✓ March 17th, 2025
1.4% · Rare
Move! That! Bus!
Redecorate the entire Goat Castle
30 ✓ March 18th, 2025
0.3% · Rare
Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditation
Sit through the entire yoga session
30 ✓ March 17th, 2025
4.7% · Rare
Black Market
Find the shady merchant
30 ✓ March 17th, 2025
3.5% · Rare
Car Cave
Find the secret garage
30 ✓ March 17th, 2025
2.3% · Rare
Club Mohair
Enter the super secret container rave
30 ✓ March 17th, 2025
1.5% · Rare
San Angora: Become Human
Unlock the Capra Erectus
30 ✓ March 17th, 2025
6.5% · Rare
Daredevil
Jump off all Ramps
30 ✓ March 20th, 2025
0.4% · Rare
Certified Fresh
Find all movie tapes
30 ✓ March 20th, 2025
0.3% · Rare
Hell of a Ride
Take a ride on Charons boat
30 ✓ March 18th, 2025
0.6% · Rare
I Love History
Sit through the whole history documentary
30 ✓ March 18th, 2025
0.2% · Rare
Dr. Pheelsgood
Help all the patients as Dr. Pilgor
30 ✓ March 19th, 2025
0.3% · Rare
I Watched the Intro
Sit through the intro
15 ✓ March 17th, 2025
17.1% · Common
Nasty!
Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot
15 ✓ March 17th, 2025
4.1% · Rare
What a Waste of Money
Buy the Gators shoes
15 ✓ March 17th, 2025
12.9% · Common
Reach the Stratosphere
Get flung out of the map
15 ✓ March 17th, 2025
23.7% · Common
Streaking
Run naked on the football field
15 ✓ March 17th, 2025
0.6% · Rare
Who Baywatches the Baywatch?
Run on the beach in slow motion
15 ✓ March 17th, 2025
7.1% · Rare
401(K.O.)
Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down
15 ✓ March 17th, 2025
5.6% · Rare
Where is It?
Find That clown
15 ✓ March 17th, 2025
4.9% · Rare
Crocsquatch
Give Big Foot some shoes
15 ✓ March 17th, 2025
0.5% · Rare
Cannibanana
Lick a banana as an Abominana
15 ✓ March 17th, 2025
1.3% · Rare
Raider of the Lost Parking Garage
Find the perfectly round boulder
15 ✓ March 17th, 2025
7.7% · Rare
French Fika
Lick the croissant
15 ✓ March 17th, 2025
3.0% · Rare
Real Buoy
Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!
15 ✓ March 17th, 2025
15.5% · Common
Into the Matrix
Find the trainstation
15 ✓ March 17th, 2025
6.8% · Rare
Forgotten Sorority
Goat Castle - Reach F Tier
15 ✓ March 17th, 2025
50.0% · Common
Welcome to Earth
Start the Alien invasion
15 ✓ March 18th, 2025
4.7% · Rare
Private Club
Goat Castle - Reach E Tier
15 ✓ March 17th, 2025
23.8% · Common
Rogue Guild
Goat Castle - Reach D Tier
15 ✓ March 17th, 2025
18.1% · Common
Covert Consortium
Goat Castle - Reach C Tier
15 ✓ March 17th, 2025
13.2% · Common
Secret Society
Goat Castle - Reach B Tier
15 ✓ March 18th, 2025
9.7% · Rare
Shadow Syndicate
Goat Castle - Reach A Tier
15 ✓ March 18th, 2025
7.4% · Rare
Synchronization Complete
Synchronize with all the Goat Towers
15 ✓ March 17th, 2025
11.2% · Common
New Goat Order
Goat Castle - Reach S Tier
15 ✓ March 19th, 2025
5.4% · Rare
You Mined Too Greedily and Too Deep
Find the Deep Stone
15 ✓ March 19th, 2025
1.5% · Rare
This Took Half My Life
Experience the entire Black Meze tour
15 ✓ March 18th, 2025
2.5% · Rare
G.O.A.T
Unlock all the achievements
160 0.2% · Rare
🔐 It's All a Simulation
What a cop-out
160 0.9% · Rare
Vault 55
Open the Vault
160 0.6% · Rare
Utopia
Fully Upgrade Pilgor Town
90 0.4% · Rare
Live Free and Try Hard
Find all Baadlands Trinkets
90 0.2% · Rare
Wheels of Fortune
Find all Golden Wheels
90 0.1% · Rare
Try Hard 2
Find all Trinkets
50 0.3% · Rare
Lousy References
Find all Broken Relics
50 0.3% · Rare
Ultrasonic Speedy
Lick Speedy while looking like Speedy
50 0.2% · Rare
Try Hard With a Vengeance
Find all Multiverse Trinkets
50 0.3% · Rare
So Aerodynamic
Get flattened while driving the Trojan Goat
30 0.2% · Rare
Daredevil of the Wasteland
Jump off all Ramps
30 0.1% · Rare
Deliciously Disgusting
Make a pineapple pizza
30 0.1% · Rare
🔐 Dude, where's my square car?
Drive a compacted vehicle
30 0.1% · Rare
You Trusted Your Instincts
Complete all Instincts
15 0.2% · Rare
Wow, Such Instincts
Complete all Instincts
15 0.1% · Rare
🔐 Gastroscopy
Find the Kidney Stone
15 0.9% · Rare
🔐 Goat Got Brains
Find the Knowledge Stone
15 1.3% · Rare
🔐 Appliance in Disguise
Find the Space Stone
15 1.0% · Rare
Maximus Instinctus
Complete all Baadlands Instincts
15 0.1% · Rare
🔐 Crash Course
Complete all Hooferdome Courses
15 0.1% · Rare
Marathon Rider
Drive 42.195 km with your motorcycle
15 0.3% · Rare