Pfhor the Win
Beat the game.
42 
VidMaster
Punched all switches, played on Total Carnage and never ever left a single Bob alive.
35 
11th Clan of the S'pht
Completed the Citadel.
27 
Hats off to 819
Read every single terminal in the game.
21 
Thing What Kicks
Killed a Juggernaut in Survival and lived to tell the tale.
20 
You Think You're Big Time
Won a multiplayer game in every map in the Total Carnage Netmap Pack.
20 
Bigger Guns Nearby
Got the Assault Rifle.
14 
Bob-B-Q
Slaughtered 77 Bobs.
14 
I'm Invincible!
Killed an invincible opponent.
10 
Make Someone Pay
Spank'd 20 opponents.
10 
King Pfhor a Day
Outscored every other player combined in King of the Hill or Kill the Man With the Ball.
10 
Tastes Like Chicken
Toasted 20 opponents.
10 
Pfhor Score and Seven Years Ago
Won a Multiplayer game.
10 
SEVEN
Punched seven enemies to death.
7 
World Domination
You are a member of the 7th Column.