G.O.A.T
Unlock all the achievements
160 ✓ April 20th, 2025
0.3% · Rare
Goat Queen
Become Queen of all the goats
50 ✓ April 17th, 2025
17.7% · Common
Don't touch the servers
You touched the servers
50 ✓ April 18th, 2025
9.0% · Rare
Try Hard 2
Find all Trinkets
50 ✓ April 20th, 2025
0.6% · Rare
A Center for Ants?
Interact with the shrunken shrink house
30 ✓ May 23rd, 2024
4.4% · Rare
Egg Simulator
Become an Egg
30 ✓ April 7th, 2024
13.4% · Common
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Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur
30 ✓ April 17th, 2025
2.3% · Rare
Move! That! Bus!
Redecorate the entire Goat Castle
30 ✓ April 18th, 2025
0.5% · Rare
Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditation
Sit through the entire yoga session
30 ✓ April 22nd, 2024
6.4% · Rare
Black Market
Find the shady merchant
30 ✓ May 23rd, 2024
5.4% · Rare
Car Cave
Find the secret garage
30 ✓ April 9th, 2024
4.2% · Rare
Club Mohair
Enter the super secret container rave
30 ✓ May 16th, 2024
3.2% · Rare
San Angora: Become Human
Unlock the Capra Erectus
30 ✓ April 17th, 2025
9.9% · Rare
Daredevil
Jump off all Ramps
30 ✓ April 18th, 2025
0.8% · Rare
Certified Fresh
Find all movie tapes
30 ✓ April 23rd, 2024
0.7% · Rare
I Watched the Intro
Sit through the intro
15 ✓ January 18th, 2024
24.9% · Common
Nasty!
Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot
15 ✓ January 18th, 2024
4.6% · Rare
What a Waste of Money
Buy the Gators shoes
15 ✓ January 18th, 2024
16.7% · Common
Reach the Stratosphere
Get flung out of the map
15 ✓ May 20th, 2024
29.8% · Common
Streaking
Run naked on the football field
15 ✓ April 18th, 2025
1.2% · Rare
Who Baywatches the Baywatch?
Run on the beach in slow motion
15 ✓ May 20th, 2024
7.9% · Rare
401(K.O.)
Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down
15 ✓ April 6th, 2024
8.7% · Rare
Where is It?
Find That clown
15 ✓ April 15th, 2024
7.1% · Rare
Crocsquatch
Give Big Foot some shoes
15 ✓ May 25th, 2024
1.0% · Rare
Cannibanana
Lick a banana as an Abominana
15 ✓ April 16th, 2024
1.9% · Rare
Raider of the Lost Parking Garage
Find the perfectly round boulder
15 ✓ May 14th, 2024
10.8% · Common
You Trusted Your Instincts
Complete all Instincts
15 ✓ April 23rd, 2024
0.4% · Rare
French Fika
Lick the croissant
15 ✓ May 15th, 2024
4.6% · Rare
Real Buoy
Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!
15 ✓ May 22nd, 2024
17.4% · Common
Into the Matrix
Find the trainstation
15 ✓ May 8th, 2024
9.8% · Rare
Forgotten Sorority
Goat Castle - Reach F Tier
15 ✓ January 22nd, 2024
60.3% · Common
Welcome to Earth
Start the Alien invasion
15 ✓ May 17th, 2024
7.6% · Rare
Private Club
Goat Castle - Reach E Tier
15 ✓ April 23rd, 2024
30.8% · Common
Rogue Guild
Goat Castle - Reach D Tier
15 ✓ May 23rd, 2024
24.1% · Common
Covert Consortium
Goat Castle - Reach C Tier
15 ✓ April 17th, 2025
18.4% · Common
Secret Society
Goat Castle - Reach B Tier
15 ✓ April 17th, 2025
14.3% · Common
Shadow Syndicate
Goat Castle - Reach A Tier
15 ✓ April 17th, 2025
11.7% · Common
Synchronization Complete
Synchronize with all the Goat Towers
15 ✓ May 17th, 2024
16.6% · Common
New Goat Order
Goat Castle - Reach S Tier
15 ✓ April 18th, 2025
9.3% · Rare
🔐 It's All a Simulation
What a cop-out
160 1.3% · Rare
Vault 55
Open the Vault
160 0.8% · Rare
Utopia
Fully Upgrade Pilgor Town
90 0.6% · Rare
Live Free and Try Hard
Find all Baadlands Trinkets
90 0.2% · Rare
Wheels of Fortune
Find all Golden Wheels
90 0.1% · Rare
Lousy References
Find all Broken Relics
50 0.4% · Rare
Ultrasonic Speedy
Lick Speedy while looking like Speedy
50 0.2% · Rare
Try Hard With a Vengeance
Find all Multiverse Trinkets
50 0.4% · Rare
🔐 You Gotta Licket to Ride
Lick the flying train
50 0.4% · Rare
🔐 Hell of a Ride
Take a ride on Charons boat
30 0.7% · Rare
🔐 I Love History
Sit through the whole history documentary
30 0.2% · Rare
So Aerodynamic
Get flattened while driving the Trojan Goat
30 0.2% · Rare
Dr. Pheelsgood
Help all the patients as Dr. Pilgor
30 0.3% · Rare
Daredevil of the Wasteland
Jump off all Ramps
30 0.1% · Rare
Deliciously Disgusting
Make a pineapple pizza
30 0.1% · Rare
🔐 Dude, where's my square car?
Drive a compacted vehicle
30 0.1% · Rare
🔐 You Mined Too Greedily and Too Deep
Find the Deep Stone
15 1.8% · Rare
Wow, Such Instincts
Complete all Instincts
15 0.1% · Rare
🔐 This Took Half My Life
Experience the entire Black Meze tour
15 2.6% · Rare
🔐 Gastroscopy
Find the Kidney Stone
15 1.3% · Rare
🔐 Goat Got Brains
Find the Knowledge Stone
15 1.6% · Rare
🔐 Appliance in Disguise
Find the Space Stone
15 1.3% · Rare
Maximus Instinctus
Complete all Baadlands Instincts
15 0.1% · Rare
🔐 Crash Course
Complete all Hooferdome Courses
15 0.1% · Rare
Marathon Rider
Drive 42.195 km with your motorcycle
15 0.4% · Rare