Lobster Blisque
Destroy the crab behind the curtain
100 ✓ September 7th, 2022
16.7% · Common
The Optional Mandate
Complete all optional mission objectives (use the Holopoxdeck if you have to)
90 ✓ September 7th, 2022
5.3% · Rare
Kaijuiced
Destroy a familiar-looking monster in Takoshima
30 ✓ September 4th, 2022
24.8% · Common
Toilet Break
Demolish a public toilet on each map
30 ✓ October 3rd, 2022
4.1% · Rare
Arkvoodle Doodle
Summon Arkvoodle and take hold of his vibrating super-weapon
30 ✓ September 3rd, 2022
10.4% · Common
Transmitting From Sol-3
Phone home
30 ✓ August 31st, 2022
26.0% · Common
Upgreatest
Use a Furotech Reactor to purchase a capstone upgrade in the Pox Mart
30 ✓ August 31st, 2022
40.1% · Common
Higher Than the Futen Zoku
Ascend Takoshima Tower
30 ✓ October 3rd, 2022
7.4% · Rare
PK Slam Dunk
Find the hidden basketball on the moon and score a hoop with PK Slam
30 ✓ October 3rd, 2022
3.9% · Rare
Against All Odds
Complete all odd jobs
30 ✓ September 8th, 2022
5.9% · Rare
Ultimate Smoothie
Unlock all Gene Blender upgrades
30 ✓ September 5th, 2022
11.3% · Common
Shop Til They Drop
Upgrade Crypto in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone
15 ✓ August 30th, 2022
50.9% · Common
Earthly Pleasures
Rifle through your Furonigami collection
15 ✓ September 1st, 2022
51.5% · Common
Dusted
Outrun Blisk Spores with S.K.A.T.E.
15 ✓ September 4th, 2022
20.2% · Common
Rock of the Bay
Invade Bay City
15 ✓ August 30th, 2022
80.8% · Common
Lie Back and Think of Albion
Invade Albion
15 ✓ August 31st, 2022
43.9% · Common
I Look Up As I Walk to Takoshima
Invade Takoshima
15 ✓ September 1st, 2022
33.6% · Common
The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Tunguska!
Invade Tunguska
15 ✓ September 4th, 2022
25.0% · Common
Fly Me to the Moon Base
Invade Solaris
15 ✓ September 5th, 2022
21.3% · Common
Bodied Sattva
Destroy a tool in Bay City
15 ✓ August 30th, 2022
54.8% · Common
Freshly Squeezed
Destroy a dastardly double agent in Albion
15 ✓ August 31st, 2022
36.2% · Common
Die Nasty
Destroy a majestic presence in Albion
15 ✓ September 1st, 2022
34.5% · Common
Pimp My Raid
Upgrade your saucer in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone
15 ✓ August 30th, 2022
38.1% · Common
Deincarnated
Destroy a washed-up scammer in Takoshima
15 ✓ September 7th, 2022
8.0% · Rare
Scuttled
Destroy an old foe in Tunguskan ship-to-ship battle
15 ✓ September 5th, 2022
20.8% · Common
Yettisoned
Destroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska
15 ✓ September 4th, 2022
14.1% · Common
Cult Following
Complete your first steps on the Path of the Sacred Crotch
15 ✓ August 30th, 2022
51.2% · Common
Forbidden Donut
Throw a cop through a donut with PK
15 ✓ October 3rd, 2022
7.0% · Rare
Albion Bridge Is for Falling Down
Drop a human from the top of Albion Bridge by cancelling PK
15 ✓ October 3rd, 2022
5.6% · Rare
If You Know What I Mean
S.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption
15 ✓ October 3rd, 2022
4.8% · Rare
To Russia With Love
S.K.A.T.E. from Parliament to the Russian embassy without interruption
15 ✓ October 3rd, 2022
4.3% · Rare
Path of the Furon
S.K.A.T.E. from the temple gates through the park to Takoshima City without interruption
15 ✓ October 3rd, 2022
4.1% · Rare
Trans-Siberian Express
S.K.A.T.E. from the landing zone near Tarkovskoye along the tracks to the East without interruption
15 ✓ October 3rd, 2022
3.9% · Rare
Steezy Down the Spine
S.K.A.T.E. from the Blisk dome to the base's entrance without interruption
15 ✓ October 3rd, 2022
3.8% · Rare
Re-Return of the Clone of the Invasion II-2
Re-visit a mission in the Holopoxdeck at a saucer landing zone
15 ✓ September 2nd, 2022
15.3% · Common
Mash Machine
Accelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog or Drain by mashing that button like you mean it
15 ✓ August 30th, 2022
73.9% · Common
Hidden Human Hive Harvest
Use your saucer's weapons to scare human cattle out of their hidden hives on each map
15 ✓ October 3rd, 2022
7.2% · Rare
Perfect Probulator
Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row
15 ✓ September 1st, 2022
29.8% · Common
Ducks in a Row, Fish in a Barrel
Line up three humans with the Dislocator and send them sprawling
15 ✓ August 30th, 2022
63.2% · Common
Furon Fashion
Try out a new look for Crypto in the Cloning Chamber
15 ✓ September 1st, 2022
58.7% · Common
Arty Facts
Collect all Alien Artifacts
30 3.6% · Rare
Gotta Catch All the Pop Art
Collect all posters
30 3.5% · Rare
This Is Earth Radio
Collect all songs
30 3.4% · Rare
Ouch of Body Experience
Kill a reincarnated guru with his own body
15 4.0% · Rare