Nuclear Devastation
Kill 250 aliens
50 ✓ June 23rd, 2015
Gunslinger
Carry the gold pistol through the whole SP campaign
50 ✓ June 24th, 2015
Damn, I'm Good
Complete the SP campaign on Insane Difficulty
50 ✓ June 28th, 2015
Damn, I'm REALLY Good
Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me campaign on Insane Difficulty
40 ✓ July 4th, 2015
Annihilation
Kill 100 aliens
40 ✓ June 22nd, 2015
I Am All That Is Man
Discover all Ego cap awards
40 ✓ June 24th, 2015
Come Get Some
Complete the SP campaign on Hard Difficulty
40 ✓ June 28th, 2015
Not Bad for a Human
Defeat the Alien Queen
40 ✓ June 23rd, 2015
Come Get A Little More
Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me campaign on Hard Difficulty
35 ✓ July 4th, 2015
Beating the One-Eyed Worm
Defeat the Energy Leech
35 ✓ June 24th, 2015
Let's Rock Out
Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me campaign on Normal Difficulty
30 ✓ July 4th, 2015
Air-Duke
Win air hockey with a score of 7-0 in the strip club
30 ✓ June 23rd, 2015
Let's Rock
Complete the SP campaign on Normal Difficulty
30 ✓ June 28th, 2015
Bucket Head
Find all 3 helmets in the SP campaign
30 ✓ June 24th, 2015
Extermination
Kill 50 aliens
25 ✓ June 22nd, 2015
On the Noggin
Kill 30 aliens with headshots
25 ✓ June 23rd, 2015
Balls of Steel
Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score in SP
25 ✓ June 22nd, 2015
Call Waiting
Listen to all phone messages
25 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Lots of Whacking
Win a game of Alien Abortion in the strip club
25 ✓ June 23rd, 2015
Pit Champion
Defeat the Battlelord in Las Vegas
25 ✓ June 23rd, 2015
A Good Dam Fight
Defeat the Battlelord on the Hoover Dam
25 ✓ June 24th, 2015
Octacide
Defeat the Octaking
25 ✓ June 24th, 2015
I Am All That Is Man - Again!
Discover all Ego cap rewards in The Doctor Who Cloned Me campaign
20 ✓ June 29th, 2015
Hippy-Stomper
Foot stomp 12 aliens
20 ✓ June 24th, 2015
Judge, Jury, Executioner
Execute 20 aliens
20 ✓ June 24th, 2015
Trapper
Kill 10 aliens with Trip Mines
20 ✓ June 23rd, 2015
Freeze Well!
Kill 15 frozen aliens
20 ✓ June 24th, 2015
Road Rage
Kill 15 aliens with the monster truck
20 ✓ June 23rd, 2015
Duke Angry, Duke Smash!
Kill 15 aliens with melee attacks while on steroids
20 ✓ June 24th, 2015
Baron von Nukem
Shoot down 20 alien fighters
20 ✓ June 23rd, 2015
Piece of Cake
Complete the SP campaign on Easy Difficulty
20 ✓ June 24th, 2015
Heart to Heart
Finish Doctor Proton
20 ✓ June 28th, 2015
Another Piece of Cake
Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me campaign on Easy Difficulty
20 ✓ June 29th, 2015
Dead Useful
Kill 10 aliens with environmental explosives
15 ✓ June 24th, 2015
Downtown Barrel Beatdown
Kill 10 aliens with tossed objects
15 ✓ June 24th, 2015
Fork the Pork
Kill 6 aliens with the forklift
10 ✓ June 24th, 2015
Noms
Eat 10 pieces of food during the SP campaign
10 ✓ June 23rd, 2015
Natural Disaster 3x
Kill 3 aliens at once
10 ✓ June 22nd, 2015
FBT
Get knocked down 10 times
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Turd Burglar
Find and steal a piece of poo
10 ✓ June 22nd, 2015
I Need a Towel
Get hit by 10 Pregnator bombs
10 ✓ June 24th, 2015
Sticky Bomb Like You!
Put a Trip Mine on a live alien
10 ✓ June 22nd, 2015
Big Guns, Big Ships
Blow up 5 enemy gunships or dropships
10 ✓ June 22nd, 2015
Drawrings
Doodle something on the whiteboard in SP
10 ✓ June 22nd, 2015
Substance Abuser
Drink beer while on steroids or vice versa in SP
10 ✓ June 24th, 2015
Party Animal
Drink all of the beers in the strip club
10 ✓ June 23rd, 2015
Pescaphobe
Kill all the catfish in the underwater level
10 ✓ June 24th, 2015
Companion Barrel
Unlock the secret closet at the end of the Forkstop
10 ✓ June 24th, 2015
One-Eyed Freak
Defeat the Cycloid
10 ✓ June 22nd, 2015
Bubble Buster
Kill 10 expanded enemies with melee attacks
10 ✓ June 28th, 2015
Threesome
Kill 3 enemies within 3 seconds with the Impregnader
10 ✓ June 28th, 2015
Bloody Red Rover
Kill 30 enemies with the moon rover
10 ✓ June 29th, 2015
Scientits
Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score on the Scientits pinball machine
10 ✓ June 28th, 2015
I Need a Date
Look at every page of a calendar
5 ✓ June 24th, 2015
Flagon of Chuckles
Drink a beer in SP
5 ✓ June 22nd, 2015
Juiced
Take steroids in SP
5 ✓ June 22nd, 2015
He's Got a Hologram!
Use a Holoduke in SP
5 ✓ June 23rd, 2015
Special Thanks
Watch the credits all the way through
5 ✓ June 24th, 2015
Sunday, Black Sunday
Shoot down the blimp above the stadium
5 ✓ June 24th, 2015
Nobody Likes a Whiner
Knock out the talent at the talk show
5 ✓ June 22nd, 2015