Shutterbug
Take all four photographs
Take it on the Chin
Get hit by the saxophone only once
Laugh it Up
Find the game's blooper reel
Chain Smoker
Smoke at least 100 cigarettes
Trying to Cut Down
Smoke less than 20 cigarettes by the end of the game
Floating Head
Find the floating head easter egg
Shivah Call
Make an unusual phone call
Dreamcatcher
Listen to all of Lauren's dreams
Commentary Mode
Play the game in commentary mode, from the opening menu till the end
Medium Well Done
Finish the game at least once