Medium Well Done
Finish the game at least once
Hear me
Finish the game with both commentary modes active, from the opening menu till the end
Pacifist
Convince the Deacon to move on without resorting to violence
Hello Joey
Rosa, meet your new life partner
Family Historian
Get Joey to tell you everything he knows about your family
Crowd Control
Never talk to Joey in public
Medium Lie
Bluff your way past the guard on your first attempt
Savior
Save the Deacon's soul