Get your first achievement
Awarded for getting any of the other achievements as your first.
Beat the game
Complete The Stanley Parable.
Test achievement please ignore
Test achievement description! Replace this!
Welcome back!
Quit the game and then start it again.
You can't jump
No seriously, we disabled it.
Commitment
Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
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Click on door 430 five times
Click on door 430 five times.
Speed run
Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times).
Settings World Champion
Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.
Super Go Outside
Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.