That was it.
Finish the whole damn game.
Hatsamingo
Collect half the hats.
Hatsamungojungo
Collect all the hats.
Speedrun
Finish Shotgun universe in under 60 seconds.
Steedrun
Play through Straightjacket Darkness universe without dying, with a horse head.
Greedrun
Eat every fatcake in fatcake universe with a hamburger for a face.
Mmyes Indeedrun
Beat Rejected Green Clone universe in under a minute wearing a monocle and top-hat.
HATERS GONNA HATE.
Dance to the first boss and don't stop for nothing.
Dinorun
Beat the scrolling shooter segment without dying, as a dinosaur.