Captured
Finish act 1
There can only be one
Finish act 2
Dropped like a Stone
Beat the game
1000 fists
Punch 1000 times
Yippee ki yay
Punch a guy out a window
Catch!
Stick a mine to an enemy
Traitor
20 enemies die from friendly fire
Surprise!
Hit an enemy with a door
Flawless
Complete a stage with 0 deaths
Shift Master
Complete all stages with 0 deaths
Speedrunner
Beat the dev's best speedrun time 1:19:21
Shish Kabab
Pin 5 enemies to a wall with the trident
Body Count Record
Kill over 836 enemies
Bullet Time
Kill 6 enemies in a single slowmo