MS. STEAL YOUR GUN
Steal the Soulshot.
FOUND ONE
Found the first DMEN doll.
FOUND TEN
Found ten DMEN dolls.
FOUND ALL
Found all the DMEN dolls.
THE DOC IS DEAD
Beat level 05.
MORE LIKE BEELZENOT
Beat level 10.
DEAD GOATS THREE
Beat level 15.
HIGH HELL
Beat the game.
PUP KILLER
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LESSON LEARNED
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VEGAN
Beat Professor Meth without killing any chimps.
QUICKIE
Beat a level in under 5 seconds.
CAN I KICK IT
Beat level 2 without shooting.
PUMP IT
Excel at a workout.
DODGER
Beat level 7 without being shot.
THREE POINT THREE
Get a global highscore of over 3,300,000 points.
GOTTA GO FAST
Get 15:00 or less on the best times sum.
TRY NOT GETTING SHOT
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BURN EVERYTHING
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SPEEDRUNNER
Speedrun the game in 20 minutes or less.
GOOOOL
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