Future Legend
Complete the tutorial
Puck Dynasty
Win a game versus an elite team
Blowout King
Win an elite game with the mercy rule
Octo-Approved
Win act 1
Cult-Crusher
Win act 2
Conquered Greens
Win act 3
From Tape to Tape
Win a run with every squad
Three-Peat Feat
Record 10 hat tricks
All-Star Squad
Unlock every free agent
Peak Performance
Complete every benchwarmer quest
Puck, Lumber and Stuff
Unlock every power-up and relic
Dental Toughness
Score a goal with the headshot redirect
Highlight Reel
Score 1 yoyo goal
The Knight Rises
Grow Gawain
Totally Legal
Knock out 50 opponents with a thrown stick
Peppered
Register 40 shots in a game
Balanced Offense
Every player score 1 goal
Palace of Pain
Knock out every opposing skater on the ice at once
Grandma's Broth
Heal 25 injuries
Pain Points
Score 5 goals with injured skaters in the same run
D20
Trigger critical shots 8 times in the same game
Bean Diet
Have 3 skaters with a fart power-up on the ice at the same time
Hockey Bag
Fart while immune
Mush-a-roni
Have a skater with 100 shot power and 100 speed
Sweet Spot
Score 25 one-timer goals
Tribal Mask
Recover from a 3 goal deficit and win the game
Royal Treatment
Get injured 5 times while wearing the Golden Helmet
Royal Rest
Play 10 games with a Golden Helmet wearer on the bench
Blowtorch
Score a critical-shot goal while enraged
Cripple
Get over 100 knockouts in a game
Can of Worms
Visit Training 30 times
Fartillery
Fart while knocked down
Jar of Tears
Lose 10 runs
Shrink Serum
Win a run with at least 3 S or XS characters in your active lineup
Special Undies
Hear 20 farts in a single game
Turbo Crutch
Have 3 players injured on the ice at the same time
Golden Goose
Have a Golden Helmet wearer with 200 checking
Foiled
Injure your opponent 5 times in the same game
Backdraft
Do 20 Slapshart or Shartslap
Deviled Egg
Injure an opponent while enraged
Frogeree
Froggify a referee
Relic Freezer
Win against the Cultists 10 times
Briberee
Knock out the referee 100 times
Sensitive Skin
Become enraged 30 times in one game
Wild Shot
Break 50 glass panes
Hidden Ace
Score a goal worth more than 1 goal 3 times
Extra Gravy
Have the same skater get 15 assists in a single run
Twig Tax
Break 50 sticks
Frozen Peas
Have a single skater receive 3 injuries in the same run
Slapshart
Use the Gas ability 50 times
Silent Hero
Have a skater get 10 assists in a single run without scoring a goal
Pressure Cooker
Win a run while your highest OVR skater has 0 goals
Slapshot Slowmo
Take a slapshot while your Slowmo ability is active
Purgatory
Have a skater score in 8 consecutive games
Goalie Headshot
Get knocked out by a Crusader goalie 10 times
The Fungus
Have 7 goalie assists in the same act
Prod
Injure 10 skaters
Bear Grohl
Knock out Bear Grohl 5 times
Buck Wurst
Hook 50 opponents with the grapple
Clarabelle Boogins
Activate the Magnet ability 25 times
Clive Chickensneeze
Score 5 goals with a skater who has 0 shot power
Gedeon Lamoustache
Cause 20 puck losses with the kazoo
Jimothy Bowel
Use the Gas ability 100 times
Joan Ozark
Knock out 100 skaters from the Princess team
Kent Levaylapuck
Yeet 25 skaters
Ma Foulton
Hit 20 opponents with the wet towel
Norman Norm
Have a skater with all attributes at 90 or above
Ozzie Oioioi
Make 3 or more opponents dance at once with Disco
Prince Tristan Arthur XIV
Knock out Prince Tristan Arthur XIV 25 times
Ryan Pepito
Injure 30 opponents
Sergei Lancelov
Win 5 times against the Crusaders
Walter Hoffman
Score 25 breakaway goals
Wobbly McShatterface
Break 10 glass panes
Zinedine Zidanejad
Score 5 goals with a curve-ball shot
Johnny Faceless
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Mark Bench
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Ricky Kirby
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Sally Poppins
No description
Stu Stumple
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Violence Squad
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Modern Squad
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Speedy Squad
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Stats Squad
No description
Slapshot Squad
No description
Speedrun Squad
No description
Referee Squad
No description
General Manager Squad
No description
Trio Squad
No description
Dominator Squad
No description
16-Bit Squad
No description
Double Decker Squad
No description
Bum Squad
No description
Gauntlet Squad
No description
Solo Squad
No description
All Angus Squad
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Exploding Puck
Knock down 10 skaters with a shot
Teleport
Knock out 20 skaters on a breakaway with a bodycheck
Throwing Helmet
Knock 25 helmets off opponents
Totally Normal Puck
Win 1 brawl
Zap
Score 15 goals with Kelly Jelly
Quest: Boring Dude
Have 8 talents at the same time
Quest: Buster Brewster
Use your ability 100 times in a single run
Quest: Maurice Cassoulet
Get 200 knockouts in a single run
Quest: Ricky Kirby
Shoot with at least 100% crit chance
Quest: Freddy Kovalski
Score 20 goals in a single run
Quest: Mark Bench
Mark Bench plays every game of the run and is never benched. Win the run
Quest: Sally Poppins
Score 10 enraged goals in a single run
Quest: Stu Stumple
Have 4 injuries at the same time