I am One in a Million, and There Are Six Thousand People in the World Exactly Like Me
Awarded for racking up over 999,999.999 points total.
I Have Jumped Beyond the Powers of Two, and Have Lived to Tell the Tale
Awarded for completing your 128th jump.
I Avoid Sleep Wherever Possible, So I Played AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! a Whole Lot
Awarded for completing 4,096 jumps.
I Have Broken More Glass Than a Finely Corpulent Opera Singer, and Love Myself For It
Awarded for breaking 1,000 scoring plates.
I am at Risk of Contracting Mononucleosis, Which is Known Colloquially as the Kissing Disease
This achievement is an award which is awarded for achieving 10,000 kisses total.
The Rhylos and Skaery Memorial Achievement, for Which We Will Honor Them
All fives. All five stars. On all levels. 81 levels. Yeah.
Air. Wind. Sun. Pain. I Am All of This, and Your Mom Makes a Fine Pasta Dinner.
Complete the Summer Sun level from the main menu with 5 stars. Available for a limited time during Summer 2011! Hurry!