Presence
Step into the battlecruiser Saratoga
Chop Chop
First wood medal
Baby Steps
First bronze medal
Piece of Cake
First silver medal
Shiny
First gold medal
Brilliant
First platinum medal
Plz No Kill
First perfect tourist
Still Alive
First perfect easy
Perfection
First perfect normal
Undying
First perfect hard
Indestructible
First perfect serious
Lumberjack
All 5 wood medals
Look Ma, I Saved The Galaxy!
All 5 bronze medals
Hero This Galaxy Needs
All 5 silver medals
Hero This Galaxy Deserves
All 5 gold medals
Hero This Galaxy Can't Afford
All 5 platinum medals
Barely Alive
All perfect tourist
Survivor
All perfect easy
Hardcore
All perfect normal
Immortal
All perfect hard
Eternal
All perfect serious
Skilled
Unlocked a skill
Skillful
Unlocked the entire skill tree
Nobody Steps On Me
Defeat the giant mummy
Mental Breakdown
Defeat the giant anomaly
Poultry Connoisseur
Defeat the Shaanti dragon
Remote Debugger
Defeat the giant Swamp Hive
Earthly Pleasures
Defeat the Earth giant
Just a Flesh Wound
Complete a planet without healing
Without a Scratch
Complete a mission on hard without taking any damage
Anything Goes
Step into the arena
Soldier
Complete a level 5 arena
Challenger
Complete a level 10 arena
Gladiator
Complete a level 15 arena
Champion
Complete a level 20 arena
Spartan
Complete all level 5 arenas
Hoplite
Complete all level 10 arenas
Leonidas
Complete all level 15 arenas
Ares
Complete all level 20 arenas
Strength in Numbers
Complete a co-op game
With a Little Help from Saratoga
Fire an orbital laser strike
Getting Caught in a Laser Storm
Fire an orbital laser storm
Mesmerising
Fire the orbital psi laser
Stunning
Fire the orbital stun field
Good for Your Health
Use the portable medkit
Can't Touch This
Activate invulnerability
Please Just Die Already
Activate serious damage
I Should Buy a Boat
Activate money time
Over the Top
Activate rage
Give Me a Break
Activate time stop
One Order of Dead Enemies
Detonate a serious bomb
When Two Miniguns Aren't Enough
Deploy a defense turret
Quadcopters are In
Deploy a drone squad
Misdirection
Deploy a dummy decoy
Arachnofarming
Unleash an army of domestic spiders