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Milecide
One thousand knights squandered.
14.6%
Meet Jeff
What does the fuzzy thing do?
✓ January 27th, 2019
89.0%
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No Vacancy
How many knights can you lose on Straight to the Point?
2.7%
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Room For One More
No description
1.7%
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Jimfanticide
Prune Jim's family tree, one branch at a time.
11.7%
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Patricide
You killed Jim the Prolific and stopped the problem at the source.
30.8%
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There's Really Nothing Over Here
Nothing to see, move along.
1.8%
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Stress Relief
No description
14.7%
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Soul Crushing
Maximum misfortune in Maximum Security.
2.5%
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You Know We Had To
No description
30.7%
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Appeasement
Jeff is satisfied.
2.4%
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Rapid Sacrifice
Beating all the clocks.
2.0%
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Merciful Leader
Mercy is its own reward, so have a prize!
2.0%
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Completionist
That's... a lot of badges.
1.9%
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Precision Air Drop
One body does not count as a Carpet.
9.4%
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Law of Knight Conservation
Prove that you are the master of Tenuous Links.
1.8%
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Inefficient Use of Human Resources
No description
9.1%
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Beat the Devs
No skips. No restarts. One run. How fast can you go?
1.6%
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Enter Orbit
No description
3.9%
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Master of Magnetism
Check point two, check point one to prove your skill on Equal and Opposite.
2.3%
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All the Things
No description
1.1%