Feces Happen
Complete Level 1
To hell with Hell
Complete Level 2
Bad Everything Day
Complete Level 3
CarPoolin'
Complete Level 4
OK Papa
Complete Level 5
All in a day's work
Complete Level 6
No Child Left Behind
Complete Level 7
No Refunds!
Complete Level 8
Treat yourself twice a day
Drink two cups of coffee
Take my breath away
Completed Sams house only breathing in 15 times
Slow down dude!
Drove 150 km per hour
Wordsmith
Spoke perfectly
RoboCorpse
Kill every robot
Good job, Sam!
Complete Story Mode Single Player
Good job, Sams!
Complete Story Mode Co-Op
Bronze before Brains
Get bronze or higher on every time trial
Silver Spoon in his Mouth
Get silver or higher on every time trial
Golden Furniture
Get gold on every time trial
HOLY FECES!
Unlock all the Achievements in Manual Samuel
Skip right to the action
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Hippie Boy
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Made Tony open a cafe...
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...then blew it up
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Stairway to the living room
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Piss Perfect
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Blink 2000 times for yes
Blink 2000 times
Character-driven story
Didn't skip any cinematics
#hashtag
Found every hashtag
Iron Lung
Beat Challenge- or Speedrun Mode by breathing in a maximum of 35 times, and never fainting.
Golden Hair
Beat Challenge- or Speedrun Mode with perfect hair
For The Scene
Dye your hair bean brown
Timeless Hair
Dye your hair Liphidium Green
Notice Me!
Dye your hair cosmic brown
Party in front, business in the back
Simultanously rock perfect hair and a bloody face
Run Sam, Run!
Beat Speedrun Mode in one hour or less
Amazing Posture
Beat Challenge- or Speedrun mode without going limp or doing the splits (except you know when)