Hello There!
Boot up the game.
So That's What It's About
Watch the intro.
Aren't You Clever
Win The Tutorial Level
These Guys Are Awesome!
Download 5 workshop mods.
One Star General
Win the metagame.
Disloyal Customer
Win a metagame using every tech.
Look Sir, Free Crabs!
Save a preset with 10 crabs.
War Torn
Fight 999 battles.
Pyrrhic Victory
Win a battle with more deaths than your enemy.
Technical Win
Lose a battle with less deaths than the victor.
Look Sir, Free-- OH GOD NO!
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