Well, look what you found there
Picked up your first Collectible.
Ah, finally some peace and quiet
Collected all Collectibles.
In less than 12 parsecs
Achieved Goal Times on all maps.
Honor Student
Achieved Shifts Goal on all maps.
Did a Thing!
Used the 'Do A Thing!' menu item.
Nuclear Nooby
Picked up the IDS device.
Dimensional Drifter
Powered up the first generator.
Symmetrical Sojourner
Powered up the second generator.
Peerless Perambulator
Powered up the third generator.
Extraordinaire Extrapolator
Powered up the Uber-IDS.
Big Meanie
Knocked Ike over with an object.
Testing the Fences
Broke 20 panes of glass.
Art Major
Viewed your portrait in all dimensions.
Still Alive
Made it through every level at least once without dying.
Explorer of All Roads
Solved 'Choose Wisely' by choosing each battery first.
Outstanding Ornithologist
Complete all levels in "The Desmond Debacle".
Eagle Eyed
Collect all collectibles in "The Desmond Debacle".
Two Drink Minimum
Achieve Shift Goal on all levels in "The Desmond Debacle".
Ludicrous Speed
Achieve Goal Time on all levels in "The Desmond Debacle".
Left or Dead?
Make it through every level in "The Desmond Debacle" at least once without dying.
Astounding Automator
Complete all levels in "IKE-aramba!".
Bots beget bots
Collect all collectibles in "IKE-aramba!".
Alternating Currents
Achieve Shift Goal on all levels in "IKE-aramba!".
Short Circuits
Achieve Goal Time on all levels in "IKE-aramba!".
No disassemble!
Make it through every level in "IKE-aramba!" at least once without dying.