101st Airborne
Jump off a cliff and save yourself by teleporting.
88mph
Get thrown back in time by Vlad.
Amarth Faeg!
Defeat the third Guardian
An eye for an eye
Defeat Behold, the watcher
Bad Taste
Overkill 1000 enemies.
Banisher of horrors
Vanquish 1000 creatures of the Cthulhu mytos.
Basic Element
Use all basic elements at least once.
Better you than me
Be invisible while one other player dies.
Blue… No Yelloooow!
Have a hard time settling on a color.
Breezed through
Complete Chapter 1 in one sitting without dying.
A Bridge too Near
Defeat the second Guardian
Cooking by the book
Cast a Magick successfully.
The Crusader Breakings
Defeat the first Guardian
Seven day cruise
Play one game per day on the Lonely Island Cruise for seven consecutive days.
Deep Impact
Kill 5 enemies with a single Earth projectile.
Not what they signed up for
Disrupt the service of 37 minions by the means of spinning saws.
Hurt me plenty
Find and leave the brazier of Bizzlebob aflame.
Just a breeze of blue cheese
Finish the chapter without any player dying.
Hey, mach-arena!
Finish the chapter on hard difficulty without any player dying.
I don't believe in Orcs
Get to the Old Library without killing any Orcs.
Don't mach such a mess
Defeat the Wurstmacher without destroying any spinning saws.
Enduring the Tide
Survive the entire onslaught at the end of Courtyard.
Being the Tide
Survive the entire onslaught at the end of Courtyard on hard difficulty.
Is that the wurst you can do?
Defeat the Wurstmacher.
Tenderized!
Finish the chapter on hard difficulty.
The others were dwarfed by you
Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Assassin last.
That was a fairy fight
Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Champion last.
Khan't we all just get along?
Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles on hard difficulty.
City tour guide
Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles without any player dying on hard difficulty.
Wiped Out
Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles on normal difficulty.
Street smart
Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles without any player dying on normal difficulty.
Ultra-Violence
Find and leave the radio of Bizzlepop in Dungeons & Gargoyles on.
The clone wars
Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Magician last.
I don't believe in Trolls
Finish the bankrobbery encounter with all trolls still alive
The postwizard
Read the entire letter from Meach in Dungeons & Gargoyles.
Don't fear the reaper
Defeat Death.
Dragon "Slayer"
Defeat Fafnir.
Driven mad
Complete Chapter 3 in one sitting without dying.
Fhtagn once more!
Put great Cthulhu to sleep once more.
Finders keepers
Steal your friends equipment after he has died.
First Blood
Kill one enemy using the M60.
Friendship is Magicka
Find all the elven horses
From whence you came...
Get sucked into the portal to R'lyeh
Good Company
Accomplish all objectives in the Vietnam rescue mission
Handling the frustration
Complete Chapter 2 in one sitting without dying.
Houdini
Break free from entanglement without using spells or magicks.
I call it a Hawking Hole
Make 50 enemies get sucked into the same Vortex.
Ice Age
It's what killed the dinosaurs. Smash 100 frozen creatures to bits.
IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!!!
Successfully cross two beams into a more powerful one.
I'm the wizard king, I can do anything!
Create a spell that contains 5 different elements.
Interred with the Vampire
Finish The Other Side of the Coin
I put on my robe and wizard hat
Aquire all Magicks in adventure mode.
I think Magicka is a pretty cool guy
Defeat Assatur.
It's over nine thousand!!!!
Deal over 9000 damage to one enemy.
It's raining (beast)men
Gib 5 beastmen in 5 seconds.
KHAAAAAAAAN!
Defeat Khan
Killing your friends, you're doing it wrong
Heal a total of 100 000 hit points.
King's Quest
Find all the moose.
Lead farmer
Kill 1000 enemies using firearms
Let Me In
Enter the house of Elwenhús
Let off some steam
Create a spell containing Steam.
Mission improbable
Complete Adventure in less than 4 hours.
More like the Aristocats
Defeat the Aristocrats.
MU-MU-MU-MULTIKILL!
Kill 20 enemies with one spell or magick.
Never cross the beams
Cross opposite beams so that at least someone dies from it.
No more trolling
Defeat Ygg.
No Power = No Responsibility
Defeat Parker.
Nothing but a man, who can never fail
Win 20 versus matches in a row
"Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch"
Die from falling damage.
OMG! They killed Yellow!
Die with yellow robes.
One in a million?
Get struck by a thunderbolt and survive.
Play it again, Vlad
Defeat Vlad.
RPG much?
Complete all side quests in the game.
Saved by the king
Defeat the Warlock and Machine.
Sherlock Holmes
Find all secret areas in the game.
Solid Snake
Defeat Jormungandr.
State Alchemist
Create a spell that contains at least 3 different elements.
Stuff of legends
Defeat Fafnir by striking him with Gram.
Swedish Summer Achievement
Experience Rain and/or Blizzard 20 times during one Versus match to unlock a much needed treat.
The Enchanter
Imbue your weapon with a spell.
The perfect storm
All players survived a thunderstorm.
There can be only one
Kill MacLeod.
There is no goat level
Defeat Jotunn.
This is Magicka!
Push the soldier in battlefield down the hole.
Too fancy for fireballs?
Complete one level using only magicks.
Vanilla Ice
Create a spell containing only Ice.
We are the champions
Survive all waves of a challenge.
Wingardium Leviosa
Push someone off a cliff.