Ow
Whack your hand.
Careful!
Crack a nail.
Splat Novice
Squash a bug.
Splat Lord
Squash 5 bugs.
A Compassionate Act
Complete 1 run.
A Charitable Soul
Complete 2 runs.
A Selfless Love
Complete 3 runs.
Amateur
Finish 1 plank.
Day Laborer
Finish 24 planks.
Dogged Worker
Finish 101 planks.
Full-Time Employee
Finish 247 planks.
Master Carpenter
Finish 499 planks.
Drudge
Build 1 deck.
Laborer
Build 5 decks.
Craftsman
Build 10 decks.
Artisan
Build 25 decks.
Doyen
Build 50 decks.
A Bit of Luck
Hit 1 perfect nail.
A Practiced Hand
Hit 10 perfect nails.
A Balanced Swing
Hit 25 perfect nails.
A Keen Eye
Hit 50 perfect nails.
A Perfect Technique
Hit 100 perfect nails.
Calm Nerves
Attain a 2x perfect streak.
Steady Mind
Attain a 5x perfect streak.
Untroubled Heart
Attain a 10x perfect streak.
Clear Conscience
Attain a 15x perfect streak.
Crystal Soul
Attain a 20x perfect streak.
Fast-Tracked
Complete a run in fewer than 2000 seconds.
Tight Schedule
Complete a run in fewer than 1600 seconds.
Jackhammer
Complete a run in fewer than 1300 seconds.
Trusty Tool
Fully upgrade an item.
Full Suite
Fully upgrade all items.
Deck Builder
Obtained all achievements.