In the Thick of It
Complete E1L1 100%
Burned and Amazed
Complete E1L2 100%
Too Much Room
Complete E1L3 100%
Spring Surprise
Complete E1L4 100%
General Darian's Lair
Complete E1L5 100%
Buried in a Lunchbox
Complete Episode 1
Assault the Base
Complete Episode 1 100%
Into the Castle
Complete E2L1 100%
You're Tearing Me Apart!
Complete E2L2 100%
Spiraling In
Complete E2L3 100%
Four Way Chamber
Complete E2L4 100%
Look Ma! No Legs!
Complete E2L5 100%
Do You Even Stand?
Complete Episode 2
Breach the Castle
Complete Episode 2 100%
Robotricks
Complete E3L1 100%
Down and Over
Complete E3L2 100%
Dead in 5 Seconds
Complete E3L3 100%
Clear and Present Dangers
Complete E3L4 100%
Know Thine NME
Complete E3L5 100%
Enemosity
Complete Episode 3
What Lies Beneath
Complete Episode 3 100%
Monky Business
Complete E4L1 100%
Fire and Brimstone
Complete E4L2 100%
Backfire
Complete E4L3 100%
Circles of Fire
Complete E4L4 100%
El Oscuro
Complete E4L5 100%
Cult Following
Complete Episode 4
Cult Classic
Complete Episode 4 100%
1 On 1
Beat General Darian in 3 Minutes
Weak Legs
Beat Krist in 3 Minutes
Robo Nono
Beat NME in 5 Minutes
Deck the Hall
Beat El Oscuro in 3 Minutes
Walk in the Park
Beat the Game on Easy Difficulty
Over Easy
Beat the Game on Medium Difficulty
With a Vengeance!
Beat the Game on Hard Difficulty
Old School
Beat the Game on Ludicrous difficulty
Knife Party
Kill 666 Enemies with Knives
Beaglefaaaace!
Kill 3 Enemies at Once with the Barkblast
Raining Blood
Kill 5 People at Once with Explosives or Magical Weapons
Dat Nostalgia
Activate the Original Soundtrack
Slow Your Roll, Bro
Finish the Game in 4 Hours or Less
Consider This An Intervention
Get Shrooms Mode for the First Time
Aaron the Porridge Baron
Eat 3 Porridge Bowls in 5 Seconds
I'm a Plumber By Trade
Collect 10 Coins in 5 Seconds
This is my Doomstick!
Kill 666 Enemies with the Doomstick
Ludicrosity
Get "Ludicrous gibs" With All Weapons that are Capable of Gibbing
ATGM
Kill an Enemy While Under the Effects of a Jump Pad
Head Hunter
Find Scott's Mystical Head
Steppin' Razer
Kill 50 Enemies by Using Their Own Traps Against Them
Sausage Fest
Eat 50 Meals
Gib Fest
Gib 50 Enemies
Collateral Damage
Kill an Enemy with an Exploding Barrel
Seven Ten
Gib 2 Enemies with the Split Missile
Rocket Scientist
Kill an Enemy During a Rocket Jump
Munchies
Eat 4 Health Pickups While in Shrooms Mode
Juiced
Kill 666 Enemies with the Excalibat
Tequila
Kill 666 Enemies with Pistols
Spray and Pray
Kill 666 Enemies with the MP40
Rock-It Man
Kill 666 Enemies with the Rocket Launcher
Hot Blooded
Kill 666 Enemies with the Heat Seeker
Double Vision
Kill 666 Enemies with the Split Missile
Shit Faced
Kill 666 Enemies with the Drunk Missile
You Shall Not Pass
Kill 666 Enemies with the Dark Staff
Nukem
Kill 666 Enemies with the Firebomb
Global Warming
Kill 666 Enemies with the Flamewall
You're The Dog Now, Man!
Kill 666 Enemies While in Dog Mode
Judgement Day
Kill 666 Enemies While in God Mode
It's Like DLC, But Free!
Run the Game with a Custom Mod or Map Installed
Come at me World
Submit a Score to the Leaderboard
Executioner
Kill an Enemy While He's Begging for His Life
You Suck
Get the Bad Ending
WARP ZONED
Play Through All The Secret Levels
Holy Shit
Run the Game on Maximum Ludicrous Settings
Shop Smart, Shop S Mart
Pick up the Doomstick for the first time
Grandma's Boy
Disable Gore
That's Dope
Find the Dopefish
Bonus Bonus
Get 2000000 Points in One Level
Tryhard
Kill an Enforcer with a Single Pistol
Fool Me Once
Get Killed by an Enemy Who Was Previously Begging for His Life
Triple Triad
Kill 3 Different Types of Triads with One Attack