The odds stacked against you
Start a new game
Gun against your head
Let the mob fully catch up to you
Fly again, why don't you
Engage the hyperdrive
Leave everything unsaid
Hail an NPC to your UFO
Run for your life
Fail to make a payment
Run for the stars
Make your first payment
Life's a casino
Pay off the Galaxy
The house is ours
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What you need, I became
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So when you die, it's for good
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Mother of my child
Meet Lucille
My chud son
Meet Lil Gleepy
The help
Meet Saucerbot
Games Commissioner
Meet Beep Smith
Hyperdrive Source
Meet Fuel Man
Balls Expert
Meet Globule
Garbage Gal
Meet Junka
Reality Hacker
Meet Slipperz
Merchant Coordinator
Meet Zygomatic
Planet Defender
Meet Captain Missile
Weird giant moth thing
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Can we still be friends?
Complete Lucille's story
You got that spark, kid.
Complete Lil Gleepy's story
Debugging
Complete Saucerbot's story
Mindfulness
Complete Beep Smith's story
What does he know?
Complete Fuel Man's story
Rock bottom
Complete Globule's story
Goodbye Recycling
Complete Junka's story
Ambitions: Ants
Complete Slipperz' story
A day off
Complete Zygomatic's story
A respected rivalry
Complete Captain Missile's story
Hit me
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Custody
Agree to watch Lil Gleepy
Juiced up
Upgrade your UFO with Saucerbot
Evaluated
Complete one of Beep Smith's Policies
Let's make a deal
Agree to a deal with Fuel Man
Better balls
Acquire a bettor ball from Globule
Second-hand Swap
Make a trade with Junka
Reality: Hacked
Build an exploit with Slipperz
Fair trade
Upgrade a license with Zygomatic
Victory
Defeat Captain Missile in battle
State of the art
Max out all UFO Upgrades
Luxury Casino
Max out your Casino Rank
About before...
Cash in a favor from Fuel Man
Stacked
Have 5 Bettor Balls active
Trashy
Max out your junk stats
I'm in
Have 3 Exploits active
Mogul
Max out your trade license
Humiliation
Have all 4 Captain Gadgets equipped
Peggy
Have 10 Blueprints unlocked
Full House
Fill the casino with pegs
Flush
Fill the casino with a single peg
Darwin is shaking
Evolve a Peg
What's good?
Call someone over Comms
Buy low, sell high
Make a profit trading junk
Virtual Reality
Test your build in a simulation
What a thrill
Launch to a planet on high alert
What that
Discover a galaxy event
Let's party
Visit the Nightclub
Everybody chill
Visit a Peaceful Planet
Those hips don't lie
Dance at the Nightclub
Masterful moves
Get an S rank in Moonlight Dancer
Gambling always works
Win twice in a row in Double-or-Nothing
Sure. Okay.
Make a profit in Molluscoid Wager
Pie-o-my
Choose the winning Binko in Binko Racing
Swimming in chips
Make a profit in Human Poker
The Schemer
Win a run with an active Scheme
Faster than Light
Travel far enough to empty the Mob Meter
Captain Miss-me
Survive 1 minute into overtime
Big Number
Make 1 Billion Credits
Number Go Up
Make 1 Trillion Credits
Not enough Number
Make 1 Quadrillion Credits
MORE! MORE NUMBER!
Make 1e20 Credits
No balls
Jump to a new system with 0 balls collected
Crapitalism
Earn enough credits to jump from trade alone
Liquidation
Earn enough credits to jump by refunding a peg
What? Why?
Skip taking a gadget
It's a living
Finish 5 runs
The Endless Toil
Finish 10 runs
John Gleep Forever
Finish 25 runs