FLESH AND BLOOD
Beat the singleplayer game
PERFECT STRIDE
Win the faceoff and never lose the arrow in a singleplayer match
HOGGLIKE
Dominate every level in one singleplayer game
BLOODLUST
100 total kills in one match
TRAPPED IN DONKEYSPACE
play a match lasting longer than 20 minutes
VALKYRIE
Win 100 games through matchmaking
GTD
Finish an 8 player tournament
COMEBACK KID
Get eaten by the nidhogg after nearly allowing your opponent to do the same
SLOW PLAYED
Let the timer run out in your opponent's last screen and win in sudden death
MEMORIES
Trap your opponent on your sword for a long time while moving it up and down
PROMETHEUS
Run across your final screen in the castle with your sword cocked the whole time
NSA
Intelligence gathered