We're Sorry, Our Bad
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I'm Totally Buggin'
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Oh, Snap!
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Take a Chill Pill
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Talk to the Hand
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What's the 411?
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As If!
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Bug Out!
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Aiight, Let's Go
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You're Pretty Fly!
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Kick Em to the Curb!
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This Party's Gettin' Crunk!
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These Earthlings are Da Bomb!
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NOT!
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Gettin' Jiggy With It
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Open a Can o' Whup-Ass!
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You Go, Girl!
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Booyah!
Party down at Lewanda's party
If You're Feeling Froggy
Collect all of Lamont's favorite stuff in one session and return the Great Funkapotamus to his Funky Throne
S**tpickle!
Find a special treat for Lamont
Stylin' and Profilin'
Collect Lamont's stylin' sneakers
Fligglefritz
Find Lamont's picture
And When He Gazed on the Breadth of His Domain, He Wept
Find Alexander, Lamont's favorite plant
A Sight for Sore Eyes
Find Lamont's eyeball collection
Fanatical Obsessions
Find Lamont's Ceiling Fan
Rubber Ducky, You're the One
Find Lamont's Rubber Ducky
Slug Life
Find Lamont's Slug
Record-Breaking Achievements
Find Lamont's Record Player
Pillow Talk
Find Lamont's Pillow
Bust-a-Move
Reach the end of a Hyperfunk Dimension without falling into any portals
Door Ajar
Reach the end of every Hyperfunk Zone and clear the last one twice to earn a special bonus
I Was In a Band Called The Hinges. We Opened for The Doors
Find 12 different secret spots in one session
The Mermaid Effect
Enter Trixie's Rendezvous in 6 separate locations in one session
Free Fallin'
Pick the good door in El Choice-O Grande
This is Major Toejam to Ground Control
Reach the highest point in the Outerspace Palace
Wet'n Wild
Reach the way out in Level 16 without hitting any dead ends without using Trixie's bonus
The Humpty Dance Is Your Chance to Do the Hump
Jam out with Peabo in Level 1 and get a totally awesome rating
Flava in Ya Ear
Jam out with Sharla in Level 2 and get a totally awesome rating
Me, I'm Supa Fly
Jam out with Lewanda in Level 3 and get a totally awesome rating
Can't Touch This
Jam out with Peabo in Level 6 and get a totally awesome rating
Shimmy Shimmy Ya
Jam out with Sharla in Level 9 and get a totally awesome rating
The Right Stuff
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Baby Got Back
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Can I Kick It?
Jam out with Peabo in Level 13 and get a totally awesome rating
If I Ruled the World, Imagine That
Jam out with Peabo in Level 15 and get a totally awesome rating
Might as Well Jump
Get a score of 10 from all 3 judges in fungus jumping
Earthlings...
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I HATE Earthlings!
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We Come in Peace
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And You'll Leave in Pieces
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Get Away From Me, You Bitch!
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Something's Waiting For Us, and It Ain't No Man!
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Even in a Galactic Crisis, People Still Wanna Roll Them Bones
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You Wanna Conquer the Word, You're Gonna Need Lawyers
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By Grapthar's Hammer, You Shall Be Avenged!
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Never Give Up! Never Surrender!
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We're Them. We're They.
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Know the Difference Between You and Me? I Make This Look Good
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It's a Cookbook! IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!
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We Will Not Go Quietly Into the Night!
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We Will Not Vanish Without a Fight!
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Today We Celebrate Our Independence Day!
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