The Perfect Classic Conflict
Defeat Bowser at Peach's Castle without taking damage!
A Little Help Goes a Long Way
Help Toads and Koopas before boarding the Koopa Cruiser!
Cruisin for a Bruisin
Defeat Fawful on Koopa Cruiser.
Make a Run for the Border
Clear Border Jump with no miss.
Behind Enemy Lines
Clear COMPLETE Border Jump!
Mario and Luigi's Flying Circus
Get High Jump and Spin Jump.
Tolstar Recall
Defeat the tollbooth tyrant, Tolstar!
Making a Molehill out of a Mountain
Crush the Hoohoo Mountain midboss, Hoohooros!
ROCK THE DRAGON!
Defeat Dragohoho at the top of Hoohoo Mountain!
Mine Cart Madness
Clear Mysterious Mine Carts through Hoohoo Mountain.
Mine Cart Carnage
Complete Level 05 of Mysterious Mine Carts!
Real Actual Plumbing Work
Do your job and fix Beanbean Castle's plumbing.
You Won't Like Me When I'm Queenie
Defeat the hulking-mad Queen Bean!
WE'RE Shakin' Up the Soda Here Now, See?
Defeat Popple and Rookie at Chateau de Chucklehuck!
Of Mice and Moles
Get the two goblets by using your new hammer abilities!
Gold That IS Worth a Hill of Beans
Get a Spike Badge from a Gold Beanie!
Wiggle Me This, Fatman!
Defeat Wiggler in Chucklehuck Woods!
Cyberdyne Systems' Liquid-Joke Beverage
Sentient soda has escaped, terminate with extreme prejudice.
Beanlets for Breakfast
Help a dude out, get five beanlets for a Golden Mushroom.
Learning is Mario FUNdamentals
Defeat Cackletta at Woohoo Hooniversity!
Learning is Bower
Fight Popple and Rookie for the Beanstar!
This Hand of Mine Glows with an Awesome Power
Grab both of the hand-abilities for each brother.
Clean-Up on Aisle Del-Beano
Defeat Mom Piranha at the airport!
Burying Treesure in the Desert
Defeat Trunkle at Teehee Valley, then follow Peach into Little Fungitown.
Luigi's Adventure Quest
Get the Crabbie Grass from Luigi's Quest
I Swear That Never Happens
Grab the pearls for new upgraded hand abilities.
Theriouthly You Guyth, Thop Ith
Defeat Hermie III for the Beanstar Piece!
Good Fella(s)
Defeat Popple in Chucklehuck Woods!
Make Neon Eggs, Throw Neon Eggs
Collect all seven neon eggs to get a beanstar piece.
What Not to Care
Get the Beanstar Piece from Harhall.
No Receipt, No Refund
Create every design and receive Harhall's Pants.
Super Badge Bros, Rock-Rock ON!
Get the Bros Rock Badge by finding all of the Beanstones.
Super 'Stache Brothers the Arcade Game
Get over 480 points in Star 'Stache Smash.
A Monkey of Barrels
Get 20 points in the mini-game Barrel. (Arcade or Boat before it sails away, NO PRACTICE.)
Surfin' BBK
Win the Casual Corals by competing in the surfing mini-game.
Fortress of Serious-tude
Defeat Jojora and her friend at Joke's End.
My Cousin Vinny-essa
Defeat Popple and Birdo in Teehee Valley.
Iggy's Dizzy Lava Land
Defeat Iggy Koopa at Bowser's Castle!
Battle on the Morton Bridge
Defeat Morton Koopa Jr. at Bowser's Castle!
THIS IS A VOLCANO
Defeat Lemmy Koopa at Bowser's Castle!
Ludwig's Last Performance
Defeat Ludwig von Koopa at Bowser's Castle!
This Isn't Your Castle, Roy!
Defeat Roy Koopa at Bowser's Castle!
Whack-A-Wendy
Defeat Wendy O. Koopa at Bowser's Castle!
Larry's Last Match of Color TV-Game 6
Defeat Larry Koopa at Bowser's Castle!
Colonel Mustard's Last Stand
Defeat Fawful for the last time!
You're a SUPERSTAR!
Escape Bowser's Castle after defeating Cackletta!
Do You Have Our Greed-is-Good Rewards Card?
Get the Greed Wallet from Professor E. Gadd!
Check Your G-Diffusers for Bonus Reward Points
Get the Bonus Ring from Professor E. Gadd!
Exciting Rewards on Your Next Visit
Get the Excite Spring from Professor E. Gadd!
With Great Force Comes Great Reward Points
Get the Great Force from Professor E. Gadd!
By Grabthar's Hammer ... What a Savings
Get the Power Grip from Professor E. Gadd!
Business Members Receive Half-Off Next Purchase
Get the Cobalt Necktie from Professor E. Gadd!
I'm Sorry, Your Reward Card Has EXPIRED
Get the Gameboy Horror SP from Professor E. Gadd!
Taking Luigi's Milk Money
Luigi's been holding out! Get 100 CONSECUTIVE coins from him! (Must have less than max coins)
Breakout the Salt
Get at least 40 points in Chuckola Bounce.
I AM IRON PANTS
Win the Iron Pants from a Celebrity Mole course.
Fwuffy Lamby Jammies
Win the Wool Trousers from a Celebrity Mole course.
To the Literal High-Ends of the Earth
Win the High-End Badge from a Celebrity Mole course.
He's A Sweet Soul Brother
Gift Hermie the III with Spangle for the Soulful Badge.
Plumber Ninja Thief Guy
Get Secret Scroll 1 to unlock the "Swing Brothers" move.
Tornado, Hold Luigi
Get Secret Scroll 2 to unlock the "Cyclone Brothers" move.
Worst. Escape Sequence. EVER!
Escape Bowser's Castle within 50 seconds! Touch Blablanadon so "Speak" appears.
CANNONBALLLLL!!
Upgrade Splash Brothers to ADVANCE Level!
Swing Your Brother, Round'n'Round
Upgrade Swing Brothers to ADVANCE Level!
GET TO DAH CHOPPA BRAHZAHs
Upgrade Chopper Brothers to ADVANCE Level!
They Wake Up the Next Day and They're on Fire
Upgrade Fire Brothers to ADVANCE Level!
Bouncing Here and There and Everywhere
Upgrade Bounce Brothers to ADVANCE Level!
The Whack-Attack is Back, Jack!
Upgrade Knockback Brothers to ADVANCE Level!
Gone With the Wimp
Upgrade Cyclone Brothers to ADVANCE Level!
Electricity? Careful There! Or It'll Toast Your Eyeballs!
Upgrade Thunder Brothers to ADVANCE Level!
Hoo Has Celebrity Status
Receive a Golden Mushroom and a Max Nut as a gift from a Celebrity Mole in Hoohoo Village and Mountain Base
Rewards in the Outskirts
Receive a Golden Mushroom, 1-Up Mushroom, and Red and Green Peppers as a gift from Celebrity Moles in BeanBean Outskirts
Mole O-hoy
Receive a 1-Up Super as a gift from a Celebrity Mole in Oho Ocean
Peppers to Heat Up the Cold
Receive Red and Green Peppers as a gift from a Celebrity Mole in Joke's End
Extra Hot Extra Life
Receive a 1-Up Super as a gift from a Celebrity Mole in Bowser's Castle
Mountains out of a Beanhole
Collect every bean in the beanholes of Hoohoo Village, Mountain, and Mountain Base
Bean Bonanza
Collect every bean in the beanholes of Beanbean Outskirts
Lost Beans
Collect every bean in the beanholes of Chateau de Chucklehuck and Chucklehuck Woods (Not counting required beans)
Give me a B! Give me an EAN!
Collect every bean in the beanholes of Woohoo Hooniversity
Somewhere Beyond the Bean
Collect every bean in the beanholes of Oho Oasis and the Seabed
Air B'n'Bean
Collect every bean in the beanholes of the Beanbean Airport
Beanrudo Valley
Collect every bean in the beanholes of Teehee Valley
Washed Up Beans
Collect every bean in the beanholes of Gwarhar Lagoon
The Bean is the Punchline
Collect every bean in the beanholes of Joke's End
The Final Beans
Collect every bean in the beanholes of Bowser's Castle