You'll Catch Cold Dressed Like That!
Head out in your PJs
Earthbound Gamers Do It One-handed
Go out at night and investigate the loud noise ... using only your left hand
Buzzkill
Mourn the loss of a friend
Fuzzy Pickles!
Get all event photos and clear the game
That Was Easy!
Get your first insta-win
It's a Secret to Everybody
Find the Secret Clubhouse
Trashburger?
Just brush it off a little, it'll be fiiiine
Jumping the Sharks
Put an end to the Sharks' reign of tyranny
Your Sanctuary I
Claim Giant Step
Is This Legal?
Face-off against the Onett Police Force and win
If I Give You This, Will You Go Away?!?
Bother the man at the Twoson Hotel
Ding-Ding!
Ring the Bell while riding your bike
Retro Achievement
Tame a New-Age Retro Hippie (No Auto-Win)
Insatiable Sweet Tooth
Sprinkle Sugar onto a Cookie
These Are Free, Right?
Eat a condiment all by itself
Harvest Moon
Buy a Fresh Egg and sell it for 110 dollars with the 'For Sale' sign
Supreme Ruler
Check and see how an enemy measures up
Oh, Come Now, He's Not All That Bad...
Invest in Orange Kid
Now That's How you Make an Exit!
Use an Exit Mouse
Let's End This!!!
Win a battle while suffering mortal damage
Caught Blue-handed
Get caught stealing from the Happy Happy Village food stand
Insane Killing Spree
Defeat at least eight Insane Cultists in a single battle
Happiness is a Blue Gun
Tame Mr. Carpainter without using any PP
Whac-a-Mole
Tame Mondo Mole, and don't let Paula's HP reach zero
Your Sanctuary II
Claim Lilliput Steps
Four Fried Chickens and a Coke
Watch your first 'Runaway Five' concert
Uki Uki Kukyuki
(Thanks for the gum.)
Tales from the Cryptid
Spot Tessie in the Loch
Brains vs. Brawn
Solo a Cave Boy with Jeff
Take to the Sky
Take flight with the Sky Runner!
Fix it, Jeff!
Repair a Broken Air Gun
Freed Threed
Bring light back to Threed
BOING!
Have Dr. Saturn operate on you
A Meditation in Patience
Successfully enter Belch's base
You've Come Far
Chill out and enjoy a coffee break in Saturn Valley
Fix it, Jeff II
Repair a Broken Laser
Your Sanctuary III
Claim Milky Well
Significant!
Discover the significance of the Insignificant Item
Fighter Pilot Eyes
Find both Sesame Seeds in the desert
First-time Homeowner
Purchase the seaside property
Eagle Eyes
Return the Contact Lens to its owner
Dry White Toast
Catch the 'Runaway Five' at the Topolla Theater
Roughly the Third Strongest, Give or Take
Defeat all five Guardian Diggers
Gettin' the Band Back Together
One last performance from the Runaway Five!
Project DIVA
Catch a solo Venus performance at the Topolla Theater
The Auto-Fight of Your Life
Tame the Department Store Spook using only Auto-Battle
Everdead
Try Everdred's patience as he shares his last words
This is Madness!
Welcome to Mooooonsiiiide
The King Banana
Meet his royal highness, the Talah Rama, inside the monkey caves.
Metal Gear Solid
Skip past all the Robo Sentries on the 48th floor
Trippy Wallpaper, Man
Tame Shrooom! with at least one character Mushroomized
Your Sanctuary IV
Claim Rainy Circle
A Message from Eternity
Help Poo suffer through his Mu training
Your Sanctuary V
Claim Magnet Hill
Fix it, Jeff III
Repair a Broken Bazooka
Feel the Thunder
Tame Thunder and Storm without the Franklin Badge
Your Sanctuary VI
Claim Pink Cloud
Kingly Regalia I
Obtain the Sword of Kings
Release the Kraken!
Tame the monstrous Kraken
What a Turd
Find Pokey's 'gift' in Scaraba
Smooshed Criminal
Engage the Master Criminal Worm in battle in Scaraba and win (No Auto-Win)
Tearful Goodbye
After a long journey, a comrade departs
Truffle Uppagus
Find a Magic Truffle in Deep Darkness.
OHKO
Tame the Deep Darkness boss in only one move
Because I Know Something You Don't Know
Defeat Starman Deluxe ... using only your left hand.
Overcoming Shyness
Help the Tenda overcome their inadequacy
You've Come Farther
Chill out and reminisce again, you've earned it!
Tendamart
Barter at the Tenda Village item shop for the Hall of fame bat
Your Sanctuary VII
Claim Lumine Hall
Diamond Dogs
Tame Diamond Dog with at least one character Diamondized
Fix it, Jeff IV
Repair a Broken Parabolic Antenna
Your Sanctuary VIII
Claim Fire Springs
Fallen Star
Obtain a Star Pendant
Who Needs Courage?
Lead all of the Flying Men to their deaths.
Ness' Nightmare
Tame the Sea of Eden boss after it runs out of PP
The Cutest Ribbon of All
Obtain the Goddess Ribbon (local)
Bionic Slugger
Obtain the Gutsy Bat
In the Bowels of Hell
Defeat Giygas' servant without letting anyone's HP drop to zero
On a Mission from God
Clear the game
Kidnap Success!
Ending - Make sure Paula never goes home
Smiles and Tears
Ending - Return home
Polestar Reunion
Ending - Escort Paula back home
Better Late Than Never...
Ending - Return a book to the Onett Library
Kingly Regalia II
Obtain the Cloak of Kings
Kingly Regalia III
Obtain the Bracer of Kings
Kingly Regalia IV
Obtain the Diadem of Kings
Nifty Presents for Ness
Loot all gift boxes in Onett and Giant Step
Gift-Gathering Gala
Loot all gift boxes in Twoson and Peaceful Rest Valley
Noteworthy Unwrapping
Loot all gift boxes in Happy-Happy Village and Lilliput Steps
Bundles of Bliss
Loot all gift boxes in Snow Wood, Brick Road, Pond Cave, and the lab
Special Surprise Spectacle
Loot all gift boxes in Grapefruit Falls, Saturn Valley, and Milk Well Cave
Gift Extravaganza
Loot all gift boxes in Dusty Dunes Desert and the Gold Mine
Chimps' Curious Chests
Loot all chests in Monkey Cave
Surprise Unveiling
Loot all gift boxes and chests in Fourside and Moonside
Gifts from the East
Loot all gift boxes and chests in Dalaam and Pink Cloud Cave
Deep Dive Surprise
Loot all gift boxes in Dungeon Man and Deep Darkness
Boxes of Delight
Loot all gift boxes in Stonehenge Base and Lumine Hall
Joyous Gift Journey
Loot all gift boxes in Lost Underworld and Fire Spring
Present Parade
Loot all gift boxes in Magicant and Cave of the Past
The Trash Whisperer
Dig through every trash can in the game
Tomb Treasures
Steal the contents of all the caskets in the game
Picture Perfect
Have your picture taken 8 times
Shutterbug Ness
Have your picture taken 16 times
Pre-Teen Crisis
Get food out of the trash while Ness is broke and homesick
Ghostly Photobomb
Have your picture taken while at least one person in your party is possessed by a ghost