Now I Have a Machine-Gun. Ho. Ho. Ho.
Collect a submachine gun and a radio within a minute of starting the game
Do I Sound Like I'm Ordering a Pizza?!
Get to the roof and radio the police before the first lock is released
Orbit Arnold Schwarzenegger
Find a blueprint and a rocket
Take This Under Advisement, Jerkweed!
Destroy the main computer before the second lock is released
There Are Rules For Policemen, So My Captain Keeps Telling Me
Kill Heinrich and get the detonators before the third lock is released
Welcome to the Party, Pal!
Get in contact with Al Powell
The Quarterback is Toast!
Witness the police raid go less than well
I'll Never Even Think About Going Up in a Tall Building Again
Rescue the hostages on the roof and get off of it in one piece
Shoulda Heard Your Brother Squeal!
Eliminate Karl before going to the 30th floor
All Things Being Equal, I'd Rather Be in Philadelphia
Complete the game after calling the cops and allowing the roof to be destroyed
Happy Trails, Hans
Complete the game after calling the cops and without letting the roof be destroyed
Fists With Your Toes
Complete the game without letting your feet meter reach 0
Fly in the Ointment. Monkey in the Wrench. Pain in the Ass
Reach the 30th floor with only 3 crooks remaining and eliminate them all
You Made a Pretty Good Cowboy Yourself, Hans
Complete the game without calling the cops and without letting the roof be destroyed
Probably Some Stock Broker, Got Depressed
Knock a thug out the window
Send in the Car. Send in the Caaar
Prevent the destruction of the Police's RV and get off the 4th floor before you're locked in
Oops
Blow up the roof yourself
Since I'm Moving Up To Kidnapping, You Should Be More Polite
Prevent Hans from destroying the roof but allow him to get away
John Wayne Doesn't Walk Off Into the Sunset With Grace Kelly
Die in the final battle with Hans but take him with you
Come Out to the Coast, We'll Get Together, Have a Few Laughs
Complete the game without calling the cops and allowing the roof to be destroyed
Now I Know What a TV Dinner Feels Like
Complete the game without using an elevator
Yippie-Ki-Yay, Motherfucker!
Complete the game in Advanced Mode