Pan Handling
Show the Gargoyle the back of your frying pan in "Gargoyle"
Animal Control
Help Jack with his rodent problem in "Marvin"
Hasta la Vista, Baby
Eliminate Haybot in "Haybot Wars"
Down Here, We All Float
Take the confidence pills in "Sewage Sucks"
Bowel Movement
Flush the Great Mighty Poo in "Sweet Melody"
Get Your Arse in Gear!
Help the lady cogs exact their revenge in "Cogs' Revenge"
Great Balls of Fire
Defeat the big-bollocked boiler in "Brass Monkey"
Dumb As Rocks
Have Berri fail to recognize Conker in his costume in "Rock Solid"
A Reptile Dysfunction
Let Buga's "biggest" secret be known in "Buga the Knut"
B-Bucks
Make another contribution to the Bee community in "Wasps' Revenge"
What's the Bloody Point?
Replace your frying pan with something better in "Mr. Death"
Nice Going, Bat-Ass!
Finish feeding your ancestor in "Count Batula"
Rock n' Load
Fulfill your patriotic duty in "TNT"
Terror Teddy
Defeat Poppet and Reagan in "The Experiment"
Long Live the King
Drink a whisky at The Cock and Plucker alehouse at last call
Super Soaker
Put out the Fire Imps in the boiler room in "Pisstastic" without getting drunk more than once
Sting Operation
Complete the wasp turret section in "Wasps' Revenge" without being harmed
Resident Weevil
Open the mansion door in "Zombies" without equipping the shotgun and without being harmed
The Runt of Red October
Destroy all of the submarines in "Little Girl" without being harmed
Arms Race
Escape to the Boat in "Countdown" with at least 2 minutes and 30 seconds left
Believe the Unbelievable
Complete "Enter the Vertex" without jumping more than 8 times
I Know Conk-Fu...
Complete "Enter the Vertex" without being harmed
Prolonging the Inevitable
Talk to the guards at the entrance of Uga Buga without having met Gregg yet
I'll Be Back...
Arrive at the cavemen's home without ever having entered the barn before
Buff You, Asshole!
Eliminate Haybot in "Haybot Wars" without being harmed
Prince Charmin
Flush the Great Mighty Poo in "Sweet Melody" without being harmed
T-Wrecked
Let Buga's "biggest" secret be known in "Buga the Knut" without being harmed
Experi-Mental Breakdown
Defeat Poppet and Reagan in "The Experiment" without being harmed
Cash Prizes
Earn $2,310 in Story Mode
All About the Benjamins
Earn $2,710 in Chapter Mode
A Squirrel Has Ten Lives
Collect a special tail worth 10 lives in "Barn Boys"
Only on Nintendo Ultra 64!
Watch Conker play some Killer Instinct on his Game Boy Color
Absolute Monarch
Watch Conker set some butterflies on fire
Imp-sulted
Insult the Imp bartender at The Cock and Plucker multiple times via the cheat menu
Live & Reloaded
Unlock all of the multiplayer characters
You Always Remember Your First...
Get one kill in a Deathmatch against a Normal difficulty CPU or higher
I Was Born Ready
Get 35 kills in a Deathmatch against a Normal difficulty CPU or higher
The Universe, and Artificial Stupidity
Win a 5-life Deathmatch against an Einstein difficulty CPU
Protect Your Nuts
Win a 5-minute Deathmatch against Normal difficulty CPUs or higher while getting at least 20 kills and without dying
Squirrel King
Win a time-limited Deathmatch against 3 Normal difficulty CPUs or higher while staying in 1st place for the entire match
Lead Lawnmower
Get 25 kills in a Deathmatch against Normal difficulty CPUs or higher in 5 minutes or less
Instant Rare Replay
Get a Slow-Mo kill in Deathmatch against Normal difficulty CPUs or higher
Rainbow Road Warrior
Win a 3-lap Race in a 8 player format against Normal difficulty CPUs while staying in 8th place for at least 1 full lap after the starting line
Panzer Pro
Get 20 kills in a Tank match against a Normal difficulty CPU or higher
Saving Ryan's Privates
In a War match against Normal difficulty CPUs or higher on the "Total War" map score 50 points
The Team That Slays Together...
Win a War match in a 6 vs. 6 format against Normal difficulty CPUs or higher on the "Colors" map while scoring at least 5 points
Dinero & Dash
Win a 5-life Heist match against Normal difficulty CPUs or higher by collecting 5 Money Bags without letting any other player score any points
Hell in an Eggshell
Win a 5-minute Raptor match as a Mama Raptor in a 6 vs. 2 format against Normal difficulty CPUs or higher by scoring 20 points
Breakfast Is Served
Win a Raptor match as a Uga-Buga against Normal difficulty CPUs by scoring at least 20 points
65 Million OP
Win a Raptor match as a Mama Raptor against Normal difficulty CPUs by scoring at least 26 points
Au Revoir, Paris!
Win a 5-minute Beach match as a Tedi in a 6 vs. 2 format against Normal difficulty CPUs or higher by scoring 15 points and without letting them score more than 3 points
Stench Revolution
Win a 5-minute Beach match as a Frenchy in a 6 vs. 2 format against Normal difficulty CPUs or higher by scoring 15 points and without dying
Seeing Red
Complete the turret section in "Casualty Department" without being harmed
Hairy Matter
Eliminate Haybot in "Haybot Wars" without going down the hill
Save It For Corona
Flush the Great Mighty Poo in "Sweet Melody" without missing more than 5 chances to clog his mouth
Heinrich the Great
Beat up Heinrich in "The Vault" without being harmed
Alien Syndrome
Beat up Heinrich in "The Vault" without blocking once
A Load of Bullcrap
Wake up the Great Mighty Poo in "Sweet Melody" without using the Pan
Bad Doggies Are Bad Doggies
Escape the Bullfish's wrath in "Bullfish's Revenge" without letting him eat any Catfish
A Feast to Behold
Kill all the Uga-Bugas in "Raptor Food" without letting anyone get eaten
Heil Ze Black List
Survive your first encounter with the Tediz in "Sole Survivor" without jumping or consuming any chocolate
Buga's Bushy Secret
Collect a special tail worth 5 lives in "Uga Buga"
Alcohol Is the Best Medicine
Help Birdy get to sleep in Hangover
Barns Bitching Bats
Get to the B Platform in the Barn without jumping or taking damage
Beehave Yourself
Bring back all the bees without jumping more than 5 times after the first bees follow you
The Obvious Fall
See the bridge being destroyed to the central bank
Bat-Shit Insane
Feed your ancestor in "Count Batula" without missing more than thrice with your shit
Failed Mission
Save a Villager during "Zombies" and see them run off to their doom
Everyone left behind
Flee to the tank area in "Saving Private Rodent" without bringing Rodent with you