🏆 We Knew You Could Do It
Collect all trophies
🥇 Unicorn
Achieve the highest gamer rating.
🥇 1,000,000aire!
Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points
🥇 Perfect Attendance
Play Episodes 1-73
🥈 Vidiot Savant
Get every question right in an episode
🥈 One Teat Short of An Udder
Achieve the second highest rating.
🥈 500,000aire!
Earn $500,000 lifetime.
🥈 DisOrDash
Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds.
🥈 Jack Attack Dog
Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up
🥈 Taking it from Behind
Come in from behind to win during the Jack Attack
🥈 Back Taxes
Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73
🥈 Virtual Virgin
Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times
🥈 Beat a Winner
Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an online game
🥈 Consolation Trophy
Play 5 hours without getting a single trophy.
🥈 Genius for a Day
Score at least $30,000 above your average.
🥈 Incurable Hoarder
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack
🥈 Nest Egghead
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 2
🥈 Steaming Stockpile
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 3
🥈 Overprize Load
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 4
🥉 Birth Certificate
Create a Contestant
🥉 It's Just More of This
Finish an episode
🥉 Beast Master
Get 10 animal questions correct.
🥉 Film In Your Brain
Get 10 movie questions correct.
🥉 Phatty
Get 10 food questions correct.
🥉 Living in the Past
Get 10 history questions correct.
🥉 Mouth-Breather
Achieve the third highest rating
🥉 100,000aire!
Earn $100,000 lifetime
🥉 DisOrDat Participation Award
Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds.
🥉 DisOrDat Destroyer
Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly
🥉 Button Banger
Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds
🥉 Smelt the Roses
Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second.
🥉 Menage-a-Quatre
Play a 4-player game online
🥉 My First Time
Screw someone for the first time
🥉 Enscrewsiast
Screw 50 times
🥉 The Game's Half Full
Play Episodes 1-36
🥉 The Game's Half Empty
Play Episodes 1-37
🥉 Slack Attack
Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack.
🥉 Lose to a Loser
Lose an online game to someone with a rating at or below Dullard.
🥉 Always a Bridesmaid
Come in second place 5 times in online games
🥉 Social Outcast
Finish 5 single player games on Friday or Saturday nights.
🥉 Turncoat
Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America
🥉 Quick-Draw McDumbass
Choose the wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times.
🥉 Overconsumer
Listen to all commercials after one episode
🥉 Discovered Gauntlet of Fire
Find the very important gauntlet of fire
🥉 Great Crowd
Laugh at an easy joke
🥉 JACK Wrack
Play all episodes in JACK Pack
🥉 Map Dancer
Get 3 geography questions correct in JACK Pack
🥉 Lit Twit
Get 3 literature questions correct in JACK Pack
🥉 Boob Tuber
Get 3 TV questions correct in JACK Pack
🥉 JACK Smack
Play all episodes in JACK Pack 2
🥉 Super Know-va
Get 3 astrology questions correct in JACK Pack 2
🥉 B Sharp
Get 3 music questions correct in JACK Pack 2
🥉 Math Head
Get 3 math questions correct in JACK Pack 2
🥉 JACK Crack
Play all episodes in JACK Pack 3
🥉 Wizard of Balls
Get 3 sports questions correct in JACK Pack 3
🥉 Past Perfect
Get 3 history questions correct in JACK Pack 3
🥉 Sci Fly
Get 3 science questions correct in JACK Pack 3
🥉 JACK Sack
Play all episodes in JACK Pack 4
🥉 Cock of the Wok
Get 3 food questions correct in JACK Pack 4
🥉 Hot Butter
Get 3 movie questions correct in JACK Pack 4
🥉 Animal Husband
Get 3 animal questions correct in JACK Pack 4