🏆 Whoopinator
Player has successfully whooped all available bottom in the game; earning this elusive title!
🥇 Grumpy Immortal
Defeat The Immortal
🥈 Free Of Chains
Release all the chains
🥈 Fifty Shades of Gruyere
Collect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud!
🥈 Consider it dealt with
Find all 6 pairs of Deal-with-it glasses
🥉 Timber!
Kill the Ent
🥉 MLG 360 no scope kill!
Kill your first Orc Noob
🥉 A Megapint...?
Drink your very first grog
🥉 I drink, but I'm not a drunk!
Have three grogs in total
🥉 Okay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk...
Drink five large grogs at the same time
🥉 Yeehaw!!!
Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot
🥉 You're not so Big anymore, Boi!
Kill Big Boi
🥉 Self assessed tax return
Kill your first IRS guy
🥉 Tastes just like chicken!
Eat your first Garden Gnome
🥉 Your daily dose of Vitamin C.
Eat 100 Gnomes
🥉 I'm getting full...
Eat 500 Gnomes
🥉 Ripe Meat Off The Bone!
Eat your first grilled chicken
🥉 Scrambled Eggs
Collect at least 100 eggs
🥉 Surprise!!
Buy a surpise from Melisande
🥉 Nerd
Read a book from a bookshelf
🥉 Cockadoodledoo!
Find the marvelous Chickenator
🥉 Are you ready to rumble?
Get your very first lethal weapon
🥉 I've got the power
Get full strength when Level Up
🥉 Catch me if you can
Get full agility when Level Up
🥉 I'm feeling lucky!
Get full luck when Level Up
🥉 Better safe than sorry - use protection
Get full protection when Level Up
🥉 Karaoke king
Make the Bard play another song
🥉 European karaoke king
Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk
🥉 Catch the bus with me!
Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel
🥉 Butcher
Kill 100 enemies
🥉 Master Butcher
Kill 500 enemies
🥉 My name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass!
Kill 1000 enemies
🥉 Pasta Bolognese
Whoop Ass 10 times!
🥉 Thats disgusting!
Use the stinky outhouse
🥉 Out of bounds
Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit
🥉 Another one bites the iron
Kill an enemy using metal bars
🥉 Haemochromatosis
Kill yourself with metal bars
🥉 Meat grinder
Get eaten by a shark
🥉 That's what cheese said!
Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!
🥉 Oh, you're up to no gouda!
Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese!
🥉 Make America Grate Again
Collect 10 Wheels of Cheese
🥉 You're looking mozzare-hella good!
Collect 25 Wheels of Cheese
🥉 Kleptomaniac
Loot 6 drunken orcs
🥉 Just wing it!
Beat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine.
🥉 Ancient Ruins of Stubbed Toes
Complete the dungeon 100%
🥉 Ancient Ruins of Leaky Roof
Complete the dungeon 100%
🥉 Ancient Ruins of Chilly Winds
Complete the dungeon 100%
🥉 Ancient Ruins of Moist Overhangs
Complete the dungeon 100%
🥉 Ancient Ruins of Empty Echoes
Complete the dungeon 100%
🥉 Ancient Ruins of Misplaced Belongings
Complete the dungeon 100%
🥉 Ancient Ruins of Vitamin D Addition
Complete the dungeon 100%
🥉 Ancient Ruins of Dirty Feet
Complete the dungeon 100%
🥉 Ancient Ruins of Imperfectly Designed Walls
Complete the dungeon 100%
🥉 Ancient Ruins of Moldy Ceiling
Complete the dungeon 100%
🥉 Ancient Ruins of Poor Intrusion Prevention
Complete the dungeon 100%
🥉 Ancient Ruins of Peekaboo
Complete the dungeon 100%
🥉 Ancient Ruins of Inadequate Opportunities
Complete the dungeon 100%
🥉 Ancient Ruins of Stuffed Pantrys
Complete the dungeon 100%
🥉 Spoiler alert!
Spoil the Bard so he can afford new and fancy clothes.
🥉 Deal with it
Find a pair of Deal-with-it glasses