🏆 Platinum Trophy (Thanks for your money suckers)
Do everything. Now go preorder Trover 2, you little popsicle stick.
🥇 Instant Clone Soup
Collect the clone DNA in under 10 minutes. That's it? That's all they have to do? Man, we're just giving these things away.
🥇 Daddy Gotta Eat!
Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes!
🥇 No Winners In This Game!
Beat Glorkon without getting killed by anyone... Including me. That’s right, I’ve been hunting you.
🥇 Final Upgrade!
You got the final upgrade! You're all sticky, like a popsicle stick!
🥇 You Actually Did It?!
What the hell is the matter with you?! You actually made 100 baskets?! What are you a sociopath?! How long did this take you?!
🥇 Worst Guest Ever
You did it! You killed every killable NPC! You're certified, psychopathic killer! Someone should probably call the police...
🥇 The Ultimate Happy Ending
Collect all Power Babies in the game. Then prepare to have your shnudler ringled!
🥈 BALL FUN TIME
Bounce a ball 25 times in the apartment, because apparently that's more fun than the actual game.
🥈 Pet Cemetery
Kill all of Tony's pets... I'm tired of them pooping on my lawn.
🥈 You Almost Solved It! Keep Going!
Press the buttons on the Puzzle Tree over 50 times, 'cause you don't know how to listen, you cute little popsicle stick.
🥈 Clone on Clone Crime
Let the two arguing clones kill each other and then don't report it... This isn't game for snitches!
🥈 Don't Get Dooped
Escape Doopy without putting boxes in the garage, because charity work is lame and you're not lame. You're a cool little popsicle stick, aren't you?
🥈 WE <3 MURDER
Kill every villager. That's right, we celebrate violence! What do you think about that mom and dad?!
🥈 It's A Video Game, Kill Something!
Don't kill any villagers, because God forbid you do something out of the ordinary!
🥈 Here's Donny!
Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application.
🥈 Trover ****s the Universe
You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick.
🥈 Bet You Can't Make 100
You made 10 baskets, now make 100! Come on, what else do you gotta do today?
🥉 Jesus, Are You Still Listening To This?
Listen to the entirety of Pop Up's introduction, and ignore the homeless man being murdered outside your door.
🥉 Here's a damn trophy, now stop killing me!
Jump Trover into the Acid Lake 5 times. How is this even a trophy?
🥉 That went well...
Glorkon mixed the world! Wait, they get a trophy for that? It’s just a cut scene. They didn’t do anything... God, this is so dumb.
🥉 Really? This Game's Not That Good
Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.
🥉 BBALL IN THE BBALL HOLE
IT'S BBALL TIME IN THE BBALL HOLE PLACE! MAKE ONE BBALL BASKET IN THE TELEPOD LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BBALL BOY OR BBALL GIRL!
🥉 You Didn't Have To Do That
You killed a NPC. That’s gonna affect the whole game! That’s right, your actions have consequences this game!
🥉 Jopo
Jopo Saves the Universe
🥉 Let’s Sling These Babies!
You collected all the rare power babies, now let’s sell ‘em! My boy, T-Ham, knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that has an Etsy account who’ll help flip these lil’ babies!
🥉 Gorbin’s Lil’ Hole Slammer
Oof! Hey, Gorbin here. I just got done eating a sleeping bag sized burrito and let me tell ya, I’m feeling pretty good about myself. I feel like I could even bring back my dead wife. I bet you’re feeling pretty good, too, after getting the high score in Space Slam.
🥉 Be Kind Rewind
Hey, you watched a tape in the entertainment room. Was that clue clear enough for you? HUH!? All you little trophy hunters out there! God forbid you try and figure something out on your own!