🥈 Smoke & Mirrors
Drive the entire "classic" length of Desert Limo without crashing.
🥉 You Spin Me Right Round
Follow a lady into the big smoke.
🥉 I've Made a Huge Mistake
Make a huge mistake.
🥉 Tijuana Taxi
Drive into the sunset.
🥉 It's Tuesday!
Stand still for a minute of silence at The Memorial.
🥉 The Horn Proclaimers
Honk your horn 500 times, then honk your horn 500 more.
🥉 Baby on Board
Aggressively warn a dozen pedestrians with the Trafffic Coner.
🥉 Fly Like an Eagle
Purchase a pet eagle.
🥉 Better Than Mama
Get a better eSports Speedrun Time than the No Goblin team.
🥉 That's Where The Happy People Go
View the "How's Your Driving" screen outside of the tutorial. Useful, isn't it?
🥉 25 or 6 to 4
Reach a 35x multiplier.
🥉 For the Love of Money
Collect every Cash Stash.
🥉 Gonna Fly Now
Accomplish every Sick Jump.
🥉 Low Rider
Discover all of the horns.
🥉 Possession Obsession
Purchase every hat and paint job.
🥉 Still the One
Collect every star in every ride.
🥉 True Maximilian
Purchase every property.
🥉 What a Fool Believes
Reach 100% completion for the entire game.
🥉 Wheels of Steel
Complete an eSports Speedrun without exploding.