🏆 King of Hazard Land!
Earn all Trophies in the game.
"You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)"
🥇 Hazard Master
Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting.
"You've done this before, haven't you?"
🥇 Meet Quentin.
Meet Quentin.
"DUDE!!!!!"
🥈 Feeling Punchy
Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat.
"Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."
🥈 Head of the Class
Score 100 headshots.
"Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."
🥈 Better Than One
Score two headshots with one bullet.
"Eat lead...both of you!"
🥈 Just a Flesh Wound
Complete a level without dying.
"Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."
🥈 Pseudo-Hazard
Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting.
"Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'"
🥈 ...Where Credit is Due
Watch the credits from beginning to end.
"Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"
🥈 Tramm Ride
Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm.
"One-two shot right to the tentacles."
🥈 Deja-Vu (All Over Again)
Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7.
"I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"
🥈 Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands
Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle.
"Like I said…"
🥉 It's HAZARD TIME!
Start your first game.
"Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"
🥉 Take 5.
Pause the game for the first time.
"Hey...come back here and play!"
🥉 Straight-A Student
Complete all of the in-game tutorials.
"Like I had any choice..."
🥉 Hands-On Approach
Defeat an enemy using melee combat.
"I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"
🥉 Eat FIST!
Perform 10 single-hit melee kills.
"In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."
🥉 Headache
Score 20 headshots.
"A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."
🥉 Migraine
Score 50 headshots.
"That's using your head!"
🥉 Plink
Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol.
"Frag you."
🥉 Pull!
Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun.
"That was a blast!"
🥉 Auto Dealer
Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun.
"You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"
🥉 Russian Attack
Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47.
"They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."
🥉 Peekaboo...I Shot You!
Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle.
"Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."
🥉 Blind Luck
Kill 25 enemies using blind fire.
"Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."
🥉 Second Amendment
Kill at least one enemy with every available gun.
"The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."
🥉 Say "No" to Pots
Shoot 30 potted plants.
"Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"
🥉 Fire Hazard
Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers.
"Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."
🥉 Uncovered
Destroy 20 destructible cover objects.
"I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"
🥉 Boom
Blow up 50 explosive objects.
"Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"
🥉 No Pain, No Gain
Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you.
"That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."
🥉 Maxx Karnage
Collect 20 Hazard pickups.
"Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."
🥉 Shield Master
Collect 20 Master Shield pickups.
"It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the trophy!"
🥉 Hazard Avoider
Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting.
"Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"
🥉 Multiplayer Master!
"What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the trophy back NOW..."
🥉 Disco is Dead
Defeat Sonny Tang.
"Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!"
🥉 Stung
Defeat Sting Sniperscope.
"Your present ends now."
🥉 Head Cheese
Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots.
"Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."
🥉 Meat Your Maker
Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker.
"Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day."
🥉 Draw
Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters.
"Now all we need is the spaghetti..."
🥉 Bedlam Basher
Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack.
"Good for you. Coward."
🥉 Dances With Guns
Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed.
"Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"
🥉 Russian to the Finish
Defeat General Neutronov.
"From Hazard, With Love."
🥉 Deja-Vu
Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3.
"Your present ends now. Again."
🥉 Death Hazard
Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills.
"Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"
🥉 Housing Crisis
Escape from Dexter's mansion.
"I gotta get me a house like THAT!"
🥉 Pure Energy
Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol.
"Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"
🥉 Well, I Heard Them Scream
Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle.
"Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore."
🥉 Your Turn
Defeat Altos Tratus.
"Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."
🥉 Talk!
"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy."
🥉 Observe the Grenade
Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher.
"Test the grenades: check!"