🥇 HOGGLIKE
Dominate every level in one singleplayer game
🥈 SLOW PLAYED
Let the timer run out in your opponent's last screen and win in sudden death
🥈 VALKYRIE
Win 100 games through matchmaking
🥈 TRAPPED IN DONKEYSPACE
Play a match lasting longer than 20 minutes
🥈 NSA
Intelligence gathered
🥉 COMEBACK KID
Get eaten by the nidhogg after nearly allowing your opponent to do the same
🥉 MEMORIES
Trap your opponent on your sword for a long time
🥉 FLESH AND BLOOD
Beat the singleplayer game
🥉 PERFECT STRIDE
Win the faceoff and never lose the arrow in a singleplayer match
🥉 BLOODLUST
100 total kills in one match
🥉 PROMETHEUS
Run across your final screen in the castle with your sword cocked the whole time
🥉 GTD
Finish an 8 player tournament